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Paradise Lost by an-evening-botanist (madhatterthematter)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Aug 2025
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So um. This was supposed to be porn without plot, and then it turned into a four-book-length fix-it fic for Draco’s storyline. It’s definitely a HIGH ratio of porn to plot though, don’t worry. I literally have 20 different sex scenes written into my outline.
Shout out to Hatsune Miku for writing Harry Potter.
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Paradise Lost by John Milton
Intros & Narrators, Eve & Paradise Lost by Bastille
Veela Bound by ArtisticRae
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An Evening Tea in the Garden by an-evening-botanist (madhatterthematter) for ArtisticRae
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Jul 2025
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Some characters have a heart-to-heart with their author. A crazed gardener appears, ranting about the moon.
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This entire fic is one long conversation about sex.
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Bookmarked by an-evening-botanist (madhatterthematter)
26 Nov 2025
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The twins have a surprise for Harry before they make their big exit from Hogwarts.
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Bookmarked by an-evening-botanist (madhatterthematter)
26 Nov 2025
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Potter has fame and fortune and posh clothes and all he wants is a simple life. Draco has a flat and a cat and a steady job and all he wants is a complicated life. Which makes you think this story has something exciting like body-swapping, but it doesn’t. Instead it has Indian takeaway and a blue jumper and people wanting a whole lot of what they can’t have, discovering themselves as they discover each other.
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Bookmarked by an-evening-botanist (madhatterthematter)
25 Nov 2025
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Even after Voldemort is gone, Harry still speaks Parseltongue. Draco still obeys Parseltongue, even after Voldemort is gone.
Bookmarked by an-evening-botanist (madhatterthematter)
25 Nov 2025
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Five different Draco Malfoys and five different ways he tops.
Bookmarked by an-evening-botanist (madhatterthematter)
25 Nov 2025
