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Bite Your Tongue Till it Tastes Like Blood by gh0stpancake, madsadeyes
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
27 Jan 2025
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That realization had shocked her, but the more she thought about it, the more she wondered how she had not noticed it before. Of course she loved Nadja, why else would she put up with everything Nadja said to her, or the way she treated her? It was not uncommon for the Guide to fall in love quickly, but no object of her desire had ever taken up this much space in her heart and in her mind.
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[EP - 0131]
MIKE: Sorry, I don’t even know which one of you I’m talking to. What’s your name?
CAROL: That’s Zosia. She’s the reason people listen.
ZOSIA: Are you fishing for a compliment?
CAROL: No. It’s the truth.
ZOSIA: Well. You can have one. Your voice is hot. I noticed it immediately, the first time we met. I think everyone does.
CAROL: All right, stop, please.
ZOSIA: Oh and your emails are really funny.
CAROL: Mike, do you have a question?It is May, 2026. They got married in 2019, and at the wedding everyone joked they had already been married for years. Carol left the house in November, 2024.
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A divorce lawyer and a couples therapist start a relationship advice podcast, fall in love, get married, and spend years teaching millions of strangers how to save their relationships. Eighteen months into a secret separation, their six-year-old daughter gets suspended for punching a boy at school. Convinced the secrecy is doing more harm than the separation itself, Zosia asks Carol for a divorce.
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“I want you as my graduate advisor.”
“What?” Carol’s hands fell from her bag. “You – what?”
Zosia smiled, teeth on display now. “I want you as my advisor next year. Like I said, I have been waiting for this class the entirety of my time here. I don't want anyone else claiming you before I do.”
So, Carol was fine. She was fine and the fact that she repeated that constantly, a mantra in her head, probably should have raised some red flags, but it didn't.
She published her books under her pen name, taught at the university, and did not let an unhinged graduate student blow up her life. Just for the fuck of it, it seemed like.
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Carol and Zosia Meet before the joining AU
Carol is in Berlin for a writing residency, she becomes friends with a group of her residency mates who introduce her to Zosia, a young ex-pat who lives with more confidence than Carol has even been able to muster.
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25 Mar 2026
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Forced undercover to spy on Queen Siuan Sanche, Lady Moiraine Damodred must keep her identity secret while navigating cultural differences, new friendships and an increasingly complicated relationship with the Amyrlin Seat herself.
Because although a Queen cannot fall in love with her Handmaiden... the Wheel weaves as it wills.
By the time Moiraine figures out how she truly feels about Siuan, she will have to choose whether to betray her kingdom, the love of her life, or herself.----
Or what if Moiraine and Siuan fell in love against the odds in a different setting
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100K slowburn, and it's looking like another 150K of smut/angst so lock in----
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Dancing in Circles (Feels Good to be Lonely) by gh0stpancake
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
12 Dec 2024
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I lay around, touch myself to pass the time; I feel down, I wish you were mine. I close my eyes, take a breath and I picture us in a place I can't recognize. In the fire I call your name out, up all night trying to rub the pain out. Can't you hear me singing 'baby don't cry, baby don't cry,' dancing in circles, feels good to be lonely

