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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    During a business trip to your hometown, you smack around Guy Gardner in a sex club. For work. For work.
    It's. For. Work.

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    01 May 2026

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    HOLY SHIT

  2. Public Bookmark 33

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    What happens when the team’s punching bag finally gets fed up?

    Herman—quiet, patient, and constantly the target of everyone’s “jokes”—has had enough. When he finally pulls away, the Z Team quickly realizes just how much they relied on him… and how badly they’ve been treating him.

    Cue a series of chaotic, over-the-top attempts to win back his attention—filled with terrible apologies, forced kindness, and a very competitive need to be his favorite.

    Meanwhile, Herman just wants some peace.

    Too bad the Z Team has other plans.

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    25 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 64

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    “Give him one of your shirts, mine are probably too big for him,” Herm calls out over Robert’s shoulder.

    “You’re barely taller than me. Besides, I’ve got more muscles. I’d rather he wear a shirt that's too long than one that's too wide. It’d fall off his shoulders.”

    “Yeah, but that’d be cuter,”

    “You know I’m right here, right?” Robert interjects, his cheeks heating up ever so slightly. He’s being called cute. In front of another man’s boyfriend. Is that not disrespectful?

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    Robert gets sick in Chad and Herman's apartment, and subsequently gains a couple of boyfriends

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    30 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    “Fuck off, Mecha-Dick. Your poor ass has been bumming off of me for months. Can your bitch ass not afford weed? Too busy blowing it all on come rags and twinkies?” Flambae smirks, leaning back in his seat to finish off the blunt.

    Robert shrugs, “I just like wasting yours.”

    “Whatever. See if I keep bringing any after this.”

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    Waterboy, somehow, gets invited over to Robert's house. Turns out, Robert and Chad have been smoking weed together for a couple of months now. Unlike them, Waterboy has never gotten successfully high before. With teamwork, Robert and Flambae will overcome this obstacle!

    (edit 12/2/25: spruced up the first chapter with fixes, enhanced dialogue, grammar issues, etc.)

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    23 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 26

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    Flambae didn’t know what he’d expected. A touch, maybe, or for him to spit water all over him, letting it seep into the wound and work its magic from there. Instead, Waterboy had leaned down to level with Flambae’s stomach, and had put his mouth on him as one would with—fuck, as one would with any other part of someone that wasn’t a fucking gunshot wound. Flambae managed to tilt his head down, and he watched as Waterboy worked his tongue inside, gauging how deep this new hole of his was. He wondered—inanely, hysterically—if Waterboy was going to dig the bullet out with his tongue.

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    Or: Flambae gets shot during a mission. The good news is that Waterboy’s there to help.

    The bad news is how he goes about it.

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    11 Mar 2026