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will anyone see this? probably not.
shaun finds desmond obnoxious, obviously that cant be further from the truth.
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i dont even know what this should be summarized as
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cracked halves by Scarlet_Ribbons
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
22 Jun 2022
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"So… what is this?" Deadpool asks faux-brightly, even though he looks like he might lose it.
Peter takes a deep breath, willing his voice not to crack. "It's, um. Hot water with salt and oregano so I can trick myself into thinking it's soup."
(It starts with food. As with most things regarding Deadpool, it hardly ends there.)
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Cradle by macaronigrille
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel
16 Feb 2020
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Peter’s encounters with Deadpool are initially only fleeting. He doesn’t know much about him, simply that he’s a trained mercenary for hire who’s nearly impossible to kill.
Impossible to kill, maybe. But as Peter spends more time with Wade, he realizes that Wade is not unbreakable. From broken fingers to head injuries, Peter teaches Wade how to be cared for, and Wade returns the favor when Peter needs him most.
(Or: 5 times that Peter helped Wade with his healing factor, and one time that Wade returned the favor.)
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"Desmond, is this a regular fucking occurrence?" Shaun hissed.
Desmond wrinkled his brow and nose, like the question hurt to think about. "Define regular."
Shaun knew that Desmond was experiencing the bleeding effect. It was inevitable. But he hadn't realized it had gone this far.
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Desmond glanced at the time and did some quick mental math, then swore under his breath when he realized just how late it was for Shaun.
"Shit, baby, I forgot it was the middle of the night for you," he said guiltily. He'd been too preoccupied with his own boredom to remember the number of time zones between them.
"That's alright," Shaun said, even though it definitely wasn't. "I knew you'd figure it out eventually. I was working anyway, and I could use a distraction, frankly."
Desmond smiled, despite everything. God, it felt good to hear Shaun's voice. Anyone's voice, really, but Shaun's especially. "So you're not going to make fun of me for being too self-absorbed to remember how time works?"
"I would, normally, but I haven't seen you for over a week and I'm tired, so you get uncharacteristically-nice-Shaun for now. No promises if you start calling me every day, though."
Desmond gets stranded in a safehouse by a storm and calls Shaun for some company. To the surprise of absolutely no one, they get horny about it. Now with an extra fluffy second chapter.
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After the tanker incident labeled them as terrorists, Philantrophy's funding had been meager. Snake rummages through their pantry and realizes Otacon has been quietly giving up his share. The cost becomes impossible to ignore.

