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*COMPLETED* When Draco runs away to Australia to escape society's wrath after the war, he encounters none other than lauded war hero, Hermione Granger, seducing a client at a high-end bar. He helps himself to what she's offering.
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06 Jul 2026
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Rey Niima has a one-in-a-billion secret. If found out, she'll become the target of religious fanatics and political reactionaries the world over. If they catch her, she'll lose everything, including her career, her freedom, perhaps even her mind. So, she pretends to be a normal, if highly unusual Omega, using her unique talents as an endurance athlete and automotive engineer to make a life for herself and craft a meaningful future.
Ben Solo is finally, finally free of his past. Still young, still a highly dominant Alpha in an Alpha's world, he has enough money from selling his startup to start a new life in Boulder, Colorado, safe from his mistakes, safe from his family, and safe even from Snoke. All he wants now is to be happy and share his life with the right Omega.
It's too bad Ben's past is coming for him. It's too bad his past is coming for Rey.
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26 May 2026
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Dear Hot Bread God,
Please put me out of my misery and shove your yeasty fist up my pussy.
Signed,
Your dough, waiting to be pounded.
Um. Too desperate?
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Rey is thirty, terminally single, and has been on enough bad Hinge dates to last several lifetimes. One evening, the Instagram algorithm delivers her something unexpected: a pair of extraordinary hands making bread, and a voice that tells her she's being oh so good.
She doesn't follow him. She's not going to be caught being horny on main.
She does, eventually, subscribe to his OnlyFans.
What follows is a completely rational series of decisions that leads her, one Saturday morning, across an international border, to eat pizza with a stranger from the internet.
Just lunch. Just to suss things out.
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25 May 2026
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Threatened with the loss of her trust fund allowance, wild child Pansy Parkinson takes her mother up on an offer she can't refuse: a job at the Ministry of Magic as personal secretary to tightly wound bureaucrat Percy Weasley.
The job is demanding, and so is her boss, in ways that Pansy never could have imagined.
When their mutual desires begin to spin out of control, how will Pansy convince her boss that sometimes, the only rules you need to follow are your own?
A loving tribute to the pure and criminally underappreciated magic that is the ParkWeasel ship, and the 2002 film Secretary.
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08 Nov 2025
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A Very Proper Marriage by StopTalkingAtMe for havisham
Fandoms: Mansfield Park - Jane Austen
24 Apr 2021
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‘He will make you happy, Fanny’ Edmund had said. ‘I know he will make you happy; but you will make him everything.’
For once Edmund was right.
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01 Oct 2025