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    Ever since she’d been small, Hermione’s reward for good marks had been a rampage through a bookshop, so the day she tore open her O.W.L.s results and triumphantly brandished the eleven Outstandings, her beaming mother said, “We’ll go to Foyles tomorrow,” without any discussion required.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    pretty great!

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    Grace is touch starved.

    Rocky can fix.

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    21 Mar 2026

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    Walked out of the theater and immediately opened ao3. God this was AMAZING!!!!

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    It’s May 1979 and the Order has just apprehended a pair of mysterious wizards who look remarkably like a Potter and a Malfoy. Naturally, James Potter and Sirius Black are called in to identify the strangely familiar strangers and determine their backgrounds and loyalties.

    (This would be a lot easier if their captives weren’t convinced everyone they talk to is dead. It would also be easier if they didn’t spend half their bloody time bickering.)

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    “Just ask them questions only they would know the answer to,” Malfoy suggests.

    “There’s not a single thing that I know about either of them from the first war that any old Death Eater couldn’t find out.”

    “How is that possible?” Malfoy huffs. “He’s your father!”

    “Am I or am I not famously an orphan?” Potter snarls.

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    Русский перевод: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49365862/chapters/124574398
    中文翻译: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49899721

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    18 Feb 2026

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    sad and hilarious and bantery and also in love

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    Clutching her new black trenchcoat close to herself, Yor looks deathly pale.

    "Loid...?" her voice is disconcertingly feeble. "Oh, I made it home."

    She smiles, and lets herself fall.

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    10 Feb 2026

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  5. Public Bookmark 15

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    The Endmin tries to make out what Perlica and Chen are on about when she returns from her lengthy discussion about Wuling's situation with Zhuang Tianshi.

    Or, apparent part 2 of "The Girls Make a Business Trip to Wuling and it's All Flirting".

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    05 Feb 2026

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    Best girls actually