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“I’ll– Look, I’ll write my number and leave it right here, okay?”
His number? Shit. Shit shit shit. Right. She totally forgot that was a thing she was supposed to have obtained earlier. That’s what you do, isn’t it, when you’re having a great time talking to someone, when the words flow so easily and you feel the great big lonely glacier of You melt, and the great big lonely glacier of Them melts too and you turn into one cool glass of water instead. Something manageable, quenching and satisfying and served up to others every day like it’s normal.
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At some point, everyone realized the mass known as Matt was a tumor of the inoperable variety. Around the age of eighteen, the awkward snooping phone calls from Jay’s mom began. Eventually they led to private dinners in dim restaurants with tinkling live piano music, where she leveled a gaze that said: “Do you know what you’re signing up for?”
“Yes,” Matt’s eyes replied.
“Do you know what his father was like?” asked the straw stabbing at her ice cubes.
“Yes,” answered Matt’s hands folded on the white tablecloth.
Little did she know Matt had written pieces of their vows before they even moved in together: for now, for ever, for better, for worse.
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Like blood to bruise I’d run to you by mimeo
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
07 Aug 2026
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(Matt’s new plan involves a knife. Jay is sick of this. Things reach a boiling point.)
Matt’s speechless mouth hangs open as he presses his chin down and back into his neck, straining to see the damage. Jay’s free hand slides through the front of Matt’s hair, slamming his skull back against the wall where it belongs.
“Look what you made me do.”
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Every jumbled pile of person by mimeo
Fandoms: Matt Johnson Live At Comic-Con (2013), Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
25 Jul 2026
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Day three of “Matt Johnson Live At Comic-Con (2013)” goes a little differently.
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The Binge by mimeo
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
18 Jul 2026
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(a fill for the prompt "Matt/Jay, Weight Gain, Body Worship")
Matt nods, slack-jawed and dumbfounded at this prospect. It’s a dream. It’s what he’d write on a Make-A-Wish form if you put one in front of him. Fuck the Rivoli; pizza blowjob takes the cake. Cake. Is there cake involved? Can there be?
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I talk with your teeth by fourpairsofeyes
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
08 Sep 2026
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The person he either is or is portraying so convincingly does things this venomously devotional so routinely that you could almost be tricked into thinking they’re entirely normal things to do.
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09 Sep 2026
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tastes just like it costs by fourpairsofeyes
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
04 Sep 2026
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It’s so endlessly satisfying to think about how obsessively and constantly he thinks about you, to suck on something and get an equal kick out of knowing he’s picturing you sucking it, to let yourself say it’s repellant and freakish even while you are actively, materially getting off on it too.
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04 Sep 2026
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He needed a noose.
You needed a purpose.
You were very good at bolding the first part of that and waving away the second as hardly relevant to the way things were between the two of you at all.
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02 Sep 2026
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claw me like a cat (I'm beaming) by fourpairsofeyes
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
22 Aug 2026
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"It had felt so nauseating and surreal to watch Jay through that slot in the door minutes earlier, to see just how incredibly normal the whole scene looked. They could have been any guy and any girl sitting on any musty sofa in Ontario, and Matt would still be the dickless Peeping Tom mouth-breathing in the dark in any version of it."
Or: The debrief post-"Peanuts" goes a little off the rails.
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26 Aug 2026
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Hearing the unspoken by fourpairsofeyes
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
15 Aug 2026
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Who knows what Tony said or didn’t say that night.
Neither one of you is famous for excelling as a reliable narrator.Series
- Part 2 of Like a bird on the wire
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17 Aug 2026