9 Works by mistercrystal
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Stede is working on his first magazine photoshoot and everything goes wrong until the handsome guy in charge of the flower arrangements decides to intervene.
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Ed has always had a vibrant imagination. For much of his life he's had to use it to survive, but he hasn't needed to for a while and he can barely remember what it was like to feel that spark . . . until he hears of a certain flamboyant amateur who bamboozled his very competent first mate.
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A down-on-his-luck Lucius gets a little help from generous county worker Pete.
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Neither Ceasing, Nor Desisting by BrainzGoblin, ClaireGregory, CommunionNimrod, Deniz_B, Dracothelizard, ElapsedSpiral, evilgiraff, FPwoper, JaneSane, mistercrystal, nomadsland, shieldmaidenofmithrilhall, Zigster
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
01 Dec 2023
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Offensive Semaphore. Defacing the Pyramids. Beat Poetry. Edward Teach has (or perhaps, hasn't) done it all. And now that they've been reunited, Stede wants to hear every story Ed is willing to tell.
An anthology exploring the truth behind Blackbeard's alleged crimes.
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Thank You For Being A Friend by mistercrystal
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), The Golden Girls
28 Nov 2023
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After his divorce, Stede Bonnet moved to Miami alone, but he doesn't stay alone for long!
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- Part 1 of Thank You For Being A Friend
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"Who's a handsome fella, huh? Just like your papa. Don't tell him I said that, now. That's just between you and me."
Based on a tweet by @tisziny
"Today's idea, free to a good home. Ed gets a ring doorbell. On it he keeps seeing the neighbour he has a crush on stopping to pat Ed's cat on his daily walks. Somedays Stede is close enough to hear him coo at the cat. One day he hears him confess to the cat about his crush on Ed." -
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Ed is a security guard at an art museum. Stede is setting up a fundraising event there for his father.
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- Part 2 of OFMD AU-pril 2023
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Ed owns the fancy cafe on the grounds of an art museum. Stede owns a ridiculous food truck being featured on Food Network. They meet. You know how that usually goes.
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- Part 1 of OFMD AU-pril 2023
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"Mary opened her eyes to see a model of a covered wagon led by little wooden oxen and horses."
Or, Stede's flashbacks from episode 4, but make it vaguely western-themed and from Mary's pov.