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    whatbaby
    [checks post history] uh… is this the m30s friend that everyone thought was your boyfriend?

    LiketheGun79
    Yes but that's not relevant

    Dean's on Reddit.

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    peak !! so well done, lot of thought and care put into this. my favorite bits were robby’s fuckass scuffed posters and, of course, ijbol

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    It's Jamie's idea, which concerns everyone on multiple levels.

    "Don't see why," says Jamie, looking mulish about it. He's got his stupid ICON cap on backwards, a pink tie-dye sweatshirt on over what Isaac's pretty sure's a pair of denim overalls. "I got good ideas, sometimes."

    "Aye!" says Dani. "Like the time you told me we should tie our shoelaces together to practice running up and down the pitch. That was a good idea, until we faceplanted and had to get stitches."

    The lads murmur in agreement. Jamie says, "Yeah, it were the stitches that got us, weren't it," as though that was the problem with that particular idea.

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    “It ain't till later, when Jamie's poster board is finished and they've collected themselves enough to pretend they're adults, that Jamie stops Isaac with a light touch to his elbow. He rocks up in the tips of his toes. Inhales deep. Says, "Isaac," and then pauses. Holds up the sunflower marker. "It okay if—if I keep this?"

    He winces after he's said it, like he's expecting Isaac to tease him, like he's expecting it to come crashing around his feet. Like he's spent his whole life standing in the shade and hoping the sun will find him there. And Isaac's brain says Fuck that and Isaac's brain says I love you, bruv and Isaac's brain says You're better'n him, Jamie, you're better'n him a thousand million billion times over and I'll prove it to you if you don't get it yet I swear to God I'll prove it to you. And,

    "'Course, mate," Isaac says, "it's all yours."”

     

    “"Dani," Sam says, "even if Coach Lasso werepregnant, it would be his baby, not the team's."

    Jamie shakes his head. "Nah, 'cause you gotta put the baby in a village, like."

    "You don't put the baby in a village, you twat," says Colin. "You put a village around the baby."

    "We are not a village," Jan Maas says. "At best we are a hostel on the side of the road that is barely being held together and is days away from falling into economic crisis. None of us should be around a baby."

    "Shut the fuck up, Jan Maas."

    Dani's almost got tears in his eyes. "I am sure a baby could thrive in our economically unstable hostel."

    "'Course it could," Jamie reassures him.”

    real and canon interactions by afc richmond. i have jamie tartt disease

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    omotesando queen @nobanova

    why did u give me a fucking b on the midterm. @nanaminluver69

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    ily nanamin <3 @nanaminluver69

    Please refer to my rubric for grading guidelines. All further grade disputes will be reviewed upon my return to Tokyo. Best, Gojo Satoru.

     
    omotesando queen @nobanova

    @nanaminluver69 I will fucking end u

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    Gojo Satoru

    Professor in the PHYSICS DEPARTMENT at JUJUTSU TECHNICAL COLLEGE.

    PHYS 161
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    Professor Gojo WILL keep you past scheduled class time to talk about his husband. Make sure you listen because his tests include details about his personal life. I failed the midterm because I didn’t remember their anniversary date.

    All in all - DO NOT TAKE THIS CLASS. The fact that someone actually married this heathen is astounding.

    Or, a spin around the rumor mill leads Nobara to the wrong answer.

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