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  1. Public Bookmark 1

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    Michael shows up unexpectedly with a full bottle of tequila and a need for attention, Luke’s happy to oblige his friend and waste the night with him - maybe even use him a little for his own guilty pleasures.

    Win-Win, right?

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    05 Sep 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 30

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    “We would…strongly suggest Calum takes the gig,” Their PR Head, Allen, says, even as he types into a laptop that looks something like two sheets of silver glued together.

    “Why wouldn’t he?” Luke asks, before he can stop himself. It’s only narration. Like a podcast, right? “Why is this something we’re discussing formally?”

    Michael snorts softly. Calum looks at Luke, big brown eyes wet with embarrassment.

    “Luke,” Calum says carefully. “Wren is an audio service…for adults.”

    Ashton clears his throat. “It’s—uh, it’s like—”

    “Porn,” Michael offers, and it’s like Luke’s heart stops and restarts within the span of three seconds. “It’s audio porn, basically.”

     

    After going Twitter-viral for his voice, Calum takes a job doing audio erotica. Luke does not want to listen to it. Not even a little bit.

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    21 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    He knows if he wanted to, he could take the girls to one of the guys' rooms in the house and easily have a threesome, something that had honestly been on his college bucket list not even 4 months ago, but things change. Unfortunately.

    Instead all Luke was focused on was him. It was all he could think about, every single girl who he had shoved his tongue down in the last few weeks, he was in the back of Luke's mind.

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    18 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 7

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    It's the last night of tour and somehow you've managed to keep your hands to yourself for one and a half month, even though you spent pretty much every single day of it around Calum Hood. But now you're contracts run out and all bets are off, so when you go out for a drink with everyone after the show, you might just throw caution overboard.

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    15 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 1

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    (loosely based on the film ‘mr. and mrs. smith’)

    otto wood has secrets. so does his wife, stephanie. after a mission gone wrong, they’re supposed to kill each other. but what if they can’t? what if they still love each other?

    (title from easter egg by waterparks)

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    28 May 2026