naehilisms
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How RPF Ended the Great Cybertronian Civil War by naehilisms
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
10 Jan 2025
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Megatron is losing his mind. He is going insane, and it is entirely the fault of one perverted, perfidious datanet user with an unhealthy obsession for writing fanfiction.
It’s absurd! Sometimes they even post twice a day. No one bot should be able to write this much. Not even he did, back when he actively wrote, though he likes to think that the quality of his writing is better than what amounts to sexy drivel.
Popularity, though? It’s a toss up.
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Some anonymous datanet user is posting smutty fanfiction featuring Megatron (and Optimus Prime). Megatron’s life quickly descends into chaos.
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escalating horrors of existence by strangeliar (naehilisms)
Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022)
26 Sep 2023
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There is a great void within him that cannot be satiated by the half-real existences of hazy dreamers. It keeps growing. The Corinthian fears that soon it might swallow him whole.
_Wherein, instead of unmaking the Corinthian, Dream decides to force him back to the Dreaming.
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At last, the Corinthian looks at Dream and smiles. “Enjoying the show?” He says, bending over in a mocking bow. “My lord. Should I dance some more for you?”
_Seeking some retrospection on his most wayward creation, Morpheus dives into the dreams of those who survived the whims of the late Corinthian.
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- Part 2 of still there, still alive
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He smiles, genuinely. “My Lord,” he says, because the title feels right in his mind, “what am I to be?”
“You are a warning, a nightmare. You are my masterpiece. You are the Corinthian.”
“Corinthian,” he says languidly, slowly, feeling each syllable slide off his tongue, “I am… the Corinthian.” And in that moment, he is filled with a joy unlike any other. He is named. He has meaning. He is a masterpiece.
This must be his apotheosis, the Corinthian thinks, to know and love one’s existence, to be alive.
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An examination of the Corinthian: his creation, life, and unmaking.
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- Part 1 of still there, still alive
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Kilometers Hetworth Strikes Again by A_Defense_Attorneys_Knowledge, calbarton, kristimoon, naehilisms, orphan_account
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
17 Jun 2022
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There's drama! There's shenanigans! There's Frantic Fanfics from last night! Part 1 of 3.
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- Part 1 of Frantic Fanfics
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Frantic Fanfics by A_Defense_Attorneys_Knowledge, calbarton, kristimoon, naehilisms, orphan_account
Fandom 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
17 Jun 2022
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still there, still alive by naehilisms
Fandom The Sandman (Comics), The Sandman (TV 2022)
01 Aug 2023
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naehilism’s mdzs things by naehilisms
Fandom 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Jan 2020
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A compilation for my wangxian! The individual fics have no correlation, I just wanted to gather them all in one place
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“It just… makes things fucking interesting, you know?”
“...Really. How so?” Robert said, drawing each of the syllables out slowly.
“It's like... a challenge," Flambae said, trying not to flounder. "I mean, sure, I pull whenever we go out but it’s like, not even hard, you get what I’m saying?” He gestured to their table: “not when the only other competition for those interested in dick is a furry, a stoner kid made of rocks, some 3ft loser who’s already fucking whipped, and fucking… I dunno. Connecticut Clark.”
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The one in which Flambae invents an intricate ritual rather than admit he finds Robert attractive.
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- Part 4 of fuck it! dispatch fic collection
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Forever, as he had promised by Wolven_Spirits for aroundloafofbread
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Jan 2021
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Shen Yuan had done it. He'd gotten the one and only single release Demon Lord Luo Binghe fan edition of Huan Hua Technology's best A.I. robot.
The cold and cruel character. The powerful and mighty king. The…
Wait…
Were those tears in its eyes? Why was it so clingy? What in the world was going on??
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04 Mar 2021
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Left unsupervised for the day, the three boys get caught up in a game of dares that bring incredibly disastrous results for everyone involved.
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Come On Play Me Something by ladyhoneydarlinglove
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
01 Dec 2018
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Midoriya Izuku had dreams once of taking the music world by storm; now he's just trying to keep his head above water and the bills from piling up. In an effort for extra cash he rents out his spare bedroom on Airbnb, and winds up hosting a striking young pianist who introduces himself only as Shouto. Shouto's coldly polite, highly mysterious, and unwittingly determined to drag out all of Izuku's once buried ambitions, whether Izuku likes it or not.
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- Part 1 of Come On Play Me Something (Musicians AU)
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he burned what he said was himself by hauntme_then
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
03 Jun 2018
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On a May night, Todoroki Shouto gets the worst news of his life.