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“Cowboy,” says Illya, voice syrupy like it’s been coated in honey. In stark contrast, his eyes are wide, and his breaths come in short bursts. “Listen to me.”
The hand around his wrist is shaking so hard that Napoleon’s own hand judders with it; Illya’s other arm wobbles dangerously with the effort extended to hold himself up.
“Listen to me, peril,” Napoleon replies, shooting for unimpressed but instead landing somewhere closer to pleading. “Lie back down, or else you’ll open up your stitches, and then where will we be?”
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“I haven’t written any fanfiction!”
“I never said you had,” Sam replies smoothly. “Wait. Have you?”
“No!” Tony practically shouts, only to amend, “well— not in years!”
OR: Steve learns about fanfiction in what is probably the most bizarre way possible.
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- Part 3 of Cap-IM Bingo 2026
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“You’re such an idiot, you know that?” Steve says, both hands coming to lightly grab Tony’s shoulders and steer him backwards until he’s leaning against his worktable, butt digging into the metal.
Tony makes an involuntary sound at the pressure on his shoulder, and the furrow of Steve’s brow deepens. “Sorry, which one of us is a verifiable genius and which one of us likes jumping out of planes without parachutes again?”
or: Tony clips a building during a battle. Steve comes down to the workshop to make sure that he's okay. And maybe for something else, too.Series
- Part 2 of Cap-IM Bingo 2026
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Steve considers opening his eyes, joining the land of the living, but for once in his life, he can’t find a reason to do so just yet.
That is, until Tony mutters something under his breath, lips brushing against Steve’s neck as he does. Steve cracks an eye open to peer down at him, but the other man doesn’t repeat himself. Instead, Tony just squirms, pressing himself impossibly closer to Steve until he’s practically halfway on top of him.
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- Part 1 of Cap-IM Bingo 2026
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“I could… I could help you out, if you want?” Steve asks. Tony registers the hushed, almost timid way that he says it, shoulders turned inwards and chin tucked down, before he registers the actual words themselves.
“What?” Tony splutters. At this point he’s thankful for the heat, if only because it means he has a plausible reason as to why his face is so red.
At least Steve doesn’t seem to be faring much better. His face is covered in a splotchy red flush, and his next words are even softer, more unsure of himself than Tony’s ever heard him. “Only if you want. I just… I don’t want you to be in pain.”
“And your solution is, what, to offer your knot up on a silver platter?”
Tony Stark has a big fat crush on Steve Rogers. He's doing really well at hiding it, probably the best anyone's ever hidden anything, like, seriously, if it was an Olympic sport, he'd win the gold medal year after year. The only issue is that for some reason, Steve has been acting, for lack of a better way to put it, super fucking weird lately. All of a sudden, he's going above and beyond to take care of Tony, and it's really throwing him for a fucking loop. Oh well, it’s probably just a fluke. Right?
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Meet Me in the Middle by witchietozier (nonbinarytonystark)
Fandom IT (Movies - Muschietti)
25 Sep 2025
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Richie, don't be the psychic in a comedic procedural crime drama. by witchietozier (nonbinarytonystark)
Fandom IT (Movies - Muschietti)
16 Oct 2024
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Richie Tozier, perpetual jokester, subsists on part-time jobs, doing anything that catches his attention but never lasting very long due to rarely taking anything seriously—much to the dismay of his best friends, Bill and Beverly, who think he would have real potential if he just applied himself.
His natural charm and ability to make people laugh aside, Richie also has an eidetic memory and the uncanny ability to notice details others miss. Having learned about solving mysteries from his police detective father growing up is just a bonus. This ability to see the things that escape the eyes of even other seasoned detectives has helped Richie not only to escape sticky situations he gets himself into but also to send tips to the police hotline in his spare time.
Until one of these tips is too close for comfort for Detective Stanley Uris, who does not believe in psychics. Detective Uris brings Richie in for questioning and is unimpressed by his smooth talking. Richie's a hair away from getting booked until he convinces the police chief that he’s really a psychic. (Whether or not Chief Hanscom actually believes Richie is unclear, but all he really cares about at the end of the day is if cases are being closed.)
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on my open mouth by morphosyntactic
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), Captain America (2011)
08 Feb 2012
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Steve, Tony, Bucky, and double penetration.
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Bookmarked by witchietozier (nonbinarytonystark)
15 Aug 2026
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Bucky saves Tony from dying the only way he can. Now he's got to take responsibility for it, even though neither of them are quire sure what that means.
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- Part 18 of Kinktober 2025
Bookmarked by witchietozier (nonbinarytonystark)
15 Aug 2026
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Current Objective by Unhinged_InACute_Way
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Gray Man (2022), The Gray Man Series - Mark Greaney
01 Aug 2026
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I never expected sex could be like this. Mostly because I've also never considered sex to be that big of a deal. I'm no stranger to my own hand so I figured I'd probably enjoy it, but being inexperienced never bothered me. I never saw ‘37 year old virgin' as the insult it was clearly meant to be. Many people seemed to think I was missing out but I can't say I’ve felt that for myself. I've always just thought sex could be fun if nothing else, and if I got the chance I'd give it a shot.
Sex is more than just fun. I can honestly say I'd never even considered the possibility that sex might be this good. It might just be because of him though. I've never been high but I think this is what it must be like. He's an absolute wreck and the fact that I did that goes straight to my head. I'm doing this, I'm making him feel like this. I'm making him cry with how good it is, I'm making his eyes roll back in his head and I'm going to make him cum. Me. No one else. Some selfish and unrealistic part of me wants to be the best he's ever had. The only one he's ever going to have from now on.
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- Part 1 of to teach a guard dog new tricks
Bookmarked by witchietozier (nonbinarytonystark)
12 Aug 2026
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Variations on the Word Love by Carsonian
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
15 May 2024
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No one was more surprised than Tony when Steve asked him out on a date. Then, no one was more surprised than Tony at how easily he fell in love with Steve. Suffice to say, by the third surprise, Tony figured himself well-versed in how this worked.
Spoiler: Steve still manages to surprise him.
(A.K.A. Five ways Steve shows love, and one time he says it outright.)
Bookmarked by witchietozier (nonbinarytonystark)
11 Aug 2026
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Ryland wilts in the makeshift nest and blows out a long sigh. “Look, it's not that I'm ideologically against it or anything, Rock. It's just that—nothing has ever.” He abruptly pauses, wrinkling his nose to reconfigure his thought pattern while he stares at the ceiling of the ship and makes a vague hand gesture through the air. His blood capillaries are still dilated but not as obscenely as before. “Nobody has ever…y’know? Gosh, why is it so hard to talk about this right now?”
Simultaneous surprise and arousal hit Rocky like twin bolts of frenetic lightning. He would almost break out into joyous song if that didn’t feel slightly inappropriate in light of Grace’s burning bashfulness. “Oh, Rocky understand now,” he gently cuts in. “Grace is a virgin.”
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Bookmarked by witchietozier (nonbinarytonystark)
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