normalaboutstanfordpines
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- Gravity Falls (11)
- The Owl House (Cartoon) (1)
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Fiddleford thinks of something Ford might get a kick out of.
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"Oh, but WHY would you fight that, Fordsy?"
Bill interrupted his thoughts and lazily pet his hair.
"You think that means you have some dignity left?"
He burst into a fit of laughter, and Ford grit his teeth, opening his mouth to speak but cut off by the sound of his own moan as the tentacles started lazily thrusting in and out.
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Ford hasn't slept in a while. Fiddleford is going to get him to go to bed, one way or another.
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Quinque Memoriae ad Manus Pertinentes by normalaboutstanfordpines
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
13 Aug 2025
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Or, five memories Ford has that pertain to his hands.
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i couldnt stand to face you, cause i liked what i saw by normalaboutstanfordpines
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
31 May 2025
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Stan and Fiddleford find out they share a kink.
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post-theraprism stuff, its kiinda handyman bill but also not sometimes
dont worry about it too much its just an excuse for smut- Words:
- 12,387
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"I don't want it," Fiddleford says firmly. "What—whatever deal it is I don't want to take it!"
Bill's eyes curl up in pure satisfaction as he purrs, "Not even if it gives you a chance to sleep with the guy you've been drooling after since your sophomore year of college?"
Fiddleford's always been good at putting things together. His ability to quickly determine the use of a machine and reverse engineer it had been what'd gotten him a scholarship to Backupsmore in the first place. It's why Ford picked him, of all people, to help him with The Project.
"You—you wanna do that to me—?" Fiddleford gestures across the table to the hijacked version of his friend.
Not just hijacked. Possessed.
Or: You scratch my back, I let you third wheel fuck my wife.
Bookmarked by normalaboutstanfordpines
26 Aug 2026
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Bill makes the most of an unfortunate situation.
Or more accurately, Bill allows himself to relax and enjoy his involuntary vacation to the physical realm with his favorite pet at his side.
(assorted fluff and smut in AU where Bill comes through the portal powerless)
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- Part 2 of Pet Playcation
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11 Aug 2026
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Healy didn’t have a body count. He wasn’t Jack the Ripper… or Amelia’s mother. But that’s not to say he was a saint. Blueface was dead because of him, and John Boy would have been too if Holly hadn’t stepped in.
This may be the one and only time Healy would ever break that promise. It was almost half past ten by now, and most neighbors would be asleep. If he acted quickly, none of them would hear the gunshot or Johnson scream. It had to be quick, despite how badly Healy wanted to slow down and make that fucker suffer.
Johnson’s hand- probably sweaty, clammy- had found a new home on March’s ankle, where his slacks had ridden up, where his knees were bent.
Squeeze. Settle. Squeeze. Settle. Thumb-rubbing back and forth.
“Holly,” Healy whispered, rounding the counter. “Get the gun.”
__________Or: Healy is jealous of March's cop friend and does something about it.
Bookmarked by normalaboutstanfordpines
03 May 2026
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Should Have Thought About That Before Being A Nerd by Lost_In_Florentine
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
01 Aug 2026
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Seriously, all it would take for Ford not to end up being fucked within an inch of his life in a locker: is for him to not piss people off.
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Ford swears his loyalty to Bill.
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- Part 2 of A Kiss on the Hand