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Sasuke's head fell back against the pillows. "Touch me," he demanded.
He couldn't see him, but he felt the moment Naruto grinned, punctuated by a raspy chuckle that vibrated right against Sasuke's bare ribs. Naruto's hand slipped lower, coming to rest at his waistband.
"Touch you where?" Naruto asked, knowing full well where.
"I'm not going to beg," Sasuke snapped, already knowing it was a lie.
In which Sasuke, raised in a devout Catholic household, demonstrates his faith by fucking his next-door neighbor.
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27 Aug 2026
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"We can win the World Cup together."
Sasuke raised an eyebrow. "We?"
"Of course!" Naruto replied. "Me and you! We'll play for Japan! And we'll win."
Sasuke stared at him. Then, to Naruto's astonishment, he smiled.
"Fine," he said. "Let's win the World Cup, idiot. Just get better first."
"Together?" Naruto said, holding out his hand.
"Together."
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or: two idiots spend over a decade communicating exclusively through football and it goes about as well as you'd expect.
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22 Aug 2026
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Being dormmates with your ex–best friend? Terrible idea.
Watching said ex–best friend lose a bet and end up in a skirt? Hilarious.
Realizing you suddenly can’t stop thinking about him in that skirt? Disastrous.(Or: two idiots share a dorm, accidentally fall into a rivals-with-benefits situation, and realize the line between love and loathing is thinner than Sasuke’s patience.)
It's like a spell is broken, as if time finally moves forward again—and Naruto blinks, then blinks again. The heart inside his chest is racing, like he has run a damn marathon and not just goggled at Sasuke’s ass in lace while the other was bending down. Lace. Sasuke’s wearing lace under that skirt. O dear gods.
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13 Aug 2026
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Naruto's arm was around his shoulder, entirely unnecessarily, as they sat at the table. He seemed perfectly at ease making charming conversation with Sasuke's family, as if this were all perfectly natural—as if Sasuke had actually invited him, rather than Naruto having gone behind his back to ensure he arrived at the family dinner looking like an invited guest. As if they were actually dating.
Sasuke shot him an annoyed look over the chrysanthemums.
Naruto turned. There it was: that slightly antagonistic look he always got when Sasuke challenged him, the one that said he was challenging Sasuke right back. He took a food tray from Mikoto, slipping into the conversation without missing a beat. "Well, you know we've been thinking about it since Sasuke and I got engaged."
Sasuke nearly dropped his pomegranate juice all over his grandmother's prized white tablecloth.
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Kingsley Amis regarding the male libido: “For 50 years, it was like being chained to an idiot”
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08 Aug 2026
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Dazai plays for fun. Chuuya plays for keeps.
OR: Chuuya's aversion towards the rich is the only thing he doesn't strip off in bed with Dazai.
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03 Aug 2026