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    “What’re you looking at?” Vi asks, her eyes crinkling in amusement.

    Shit. Caitlyn really is fucked.

    “I… nothing,” she murmurs, blushing.

    “Really?” Vi arches an eyebrow. “Kinda looked like something.”

    Caitlyn curses herself for being so weak and, well… gay. There’s simply no way she has the willpower to resist that stupid fucking smirk.

    / In which Caitlyn's been set up on a blind date. So has Vi. And nothing goes according to plan.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    Had Caitlyn told Mel that no one had struck her fancy lately? That was now an outright lie. Because, of course, “Vi Wick, here with The Last Drop Plumbing and Repair?” was a stunningly beautiful, incredibly muscular woman, and not the typical middle aged “repair guy” in dirty coveralls who scratched his ass while he poked around under the sink and muttered about washers and lug nuts.

    Realizing abruptly that said plumber was now looking up at her expectantly, Caitlyn stutters into motion, stepping back and swinging open the door to her apartment fully while sweeping an arm out in the universal gesture for “come in.”

    “Right! Yes, sorry, Ms. Wick. I, uhm. I appreciate you coming out on a weekend, I know you must be very busy.”

    Caitlyn watches as the plumber, Vi, leans down to stretch blue cloth booties over her boots before stepping over the threshold and into her apartment, “No problem! The morning’s only been a little crazy, and shower troubles are never fun. And, please. It’s Vi.”

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    Caitlyn's shower breaks, and Vi's the sexy plumber who comes out to fix the problem.

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    22 Dec 2025

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    “Vi?” she blurts. Her heartbeat only thumps harder as the panic sets because how—why was Vi here right now? It was almost like she’d—

    She rakes her fingers through her hair, hoping it looks like she wasn’t up to anything but a quiet night on the couch and then before she can think any harder about it, she’s unlocking the deadbolt and then the chain and pulling the door open.

    Vi leans cooly against the door jam, one arm resting above her head and the other holding a large, greasy bag of takeout. “Heya, Cupcake,” Vi greets with a wide smile.
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    Or, hormones are high (i.e. Caitlyn just might let Vi make her Juno).

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    04 Dec 2025

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    After ten years in Stillwater for a crime she didn't commit, Vi breaks herself out and goes home. Her homecoming doesn't go like she thought it would.

    Two years later, she's out of control and out on the streets. She's now a champion pitfighter, a raging alcoholic, and completely on her own. Despite her family's best (and desperate) efforts to help, Vi's on a one-way track to ending up either dead or back in prison.

    At the same time, Caitlyn arrives in the undercity to collect data and information for her thesis. She starts her research from a local bar called The Last Drop, which puts her right into Vi's path. Vi might have been out of her family's home for years, but she's still not going to let a topsider put them in danger.

    Canon divergence (everyone lives!), enemies to lovers (barely, the lovers aspect happens fast), angst, trauma, addiction, and also fluff and humour (because these things can co-exist!)

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    28 Sep 2025

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    A horny coming-of-age/class differences/neurodivergent/gender nonconforming summer romance.

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    Autistic Caitlyn finds romantic relationships confounding, but she has found rules that have seemed to minimize her confusion and humiliation. Brief encounters. No spending the night. Only three times.

    Home for the summer studying for the bar, she meets gentlemanly butch on T landscaper Vi. Their chemistry is electric.

    What a shame Caitlyn's rules have to get in the way.

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    24 Aug 2025