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    Together, they must infiltrate a frozen criminal empire, maintain their "perfect marriage" cover, survive one (1) bed, and absolutely not fall in love.

    Too bad they're already doomed on all four counts.

    “Undercover operation: Married Couple.” He felt the words before him be processed. A weird, unexpected fluttery heat gathered up in his ribs – a strange, nervous itching tickle that was there and gone in a blink, but utterly unmistakable. Marriage? Us?

    In Tundratown, Nick and Judy uncover a web of money laundering, interspecies conspiracies, and the deadly Unity Serum. Their bond is tested in ways neither expected. Trust, love, and survival hang by a single thread.

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    07 Feb 2026

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    Katsuki Bakugou has had his heart broken too many times, yet the thought of kicking Izuku out of it is nauseating.
    Izuku Midoriya is an idiot and doesn't understand context clues, and runs off with a girl he barely knows, really.
    Ochako Uraraka thinks dating a boy she liked in high school is a good idea.

    All of them are incredibly stupid and self sabotaging.

     

    (Maliciously canon compliant if THATS the epilogue Horikoshi wants us to accept as canon)

     

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    25 Jan 2026

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    During his brief stint as a prisoner of the Order, Draco Malfoy notices that Hermione doesn't look to be doing too well. He had always assumed that, given her brilliant mind and gentle nature, those on her side would ensure she is taken care of. Evidently not. Must he really do everything himself?

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    OR: Dark Draco decides he'd rather like to keep the pretty Healer for himself, since it seems no one else can take proper care of her.

    A story about love and power.

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    17 Nov 2025

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    When Evie moved to Mistria, she hadn’t expected everything to be all sunshine and rainbows. The adventurer’s guild had emphasized that this was a special case—Mistria desperately needed help after an earthquake ravaged the town. Lot’s of it. Loads more than what one person could feasibly do. But Evie is always up for a challenge with a can-do attitude.

    But for March, when Evie moved to Mistria, he anticipated the worst. Some vagrant freeloader that would seem like a blessing at first but then would turn tail and run the moment things got hard and he wasn’t about to let that happen.

    It would seem that fate has other things in mind for the pair of them.

    A retelling of what we know of the story (so far!) with minor tweaks and additions to flesh it out. March's POV heavily inspired by the song "despair" by leo.

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    07 Aug 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 8

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    “Do you think your friends were surprised that you chose me?” Halbrand questioned her the next morning.
    Galadriel frowned. “Why are you asking me that? You mean because of your past?”
    “No, not because of that. I mean, looks-wise.”
    Galadriel contemplated it. “Well, maybe not Elrond. But I think most of them were probably shocked that I didn’t choose an elven prince.”
    “An elven prince?“ he chuckled, propping himself up against the headboard.
    “Don’t laugh!” she scolded, hitting him with a cushion. “You know, someone who looks more elvish. At least that was my type back then.”
    “Oh, really?“ he asked, intrigued. “Maybe I can accommodate that.“

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    OR: How Halbrand uses his shapeshifting abilities to mess with Galadriel at her bachelorette party by turning into everyone’s favorite elf.

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    09 May 2025