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    Ilya's thoughts stutter to a grinding halt. That had been how Shane lost his virginity? A rushed, unpleasant thing, with Shane left wanting for the orgasm Jacques no doubt thought he'd delivered?

    "So anyway," Shane goes on, babbling now, "I've made my peace with it, and I should probably go to the library to study-"

    Ilya makes a very bad decision in a line of bad decisions, starting with when he asked to live with Shane after falling head-over-heels for him after their hockey coach assigned Shane to tutor Ilya in math.

    "I bet I can make you come," he says, and Shane's eyes go wide.
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    Ilya has a long string of very satisfied hookups. Shane has one very bad one, and a body that can't seem to orgasm.

    Ilya also has a crush on Shane and a penchant for bad decisions.

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    08 Aug 2026

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    Trans shane !!!!!

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    “What is this ‘ball and chain’?” Ilya frowned.

    Ilya's teammate grinned. “Wife. Girlfriend. Nagging you. Controlling. No fun allowed.”

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    08 Aug 2026

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    Garbage Truck Ilya Rozanov loves Recycling Bin Shane Hollander

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    08 Aug 2026

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    WHY HOW AM I TEARY-EYED AT THE FAMILY LEAVING AND HIM BEING STUCK IN A SHED

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    Shane rolls his eyes while he types. You have the wrong number.

    Unknown: ok lol. wyd later

    Shane: Dude, knock it off. I’m not whoever you think I am.

    Unknown: then howd you know im a dude? if i am “stranger”...

    Shane braces one of his elbows on the doorframe. Trust me, I can tell. Hoping it’ll scare them off, he adds, I’m also a guy. Just FYI.

    But all they come back with is:

    Unknown: oh yea? r u hot?

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    07 Aug 2026

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    Oh shane you thought that was gonna work? Lol

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    “See if you can pull out exactly nine inches,” Harris had said, nodding to the tape measure in his hand.

    Shane was the last one to give it a shot. He hummed and knitted his eyebrows together in concentration. His first instinctual pull had reeled out just over 8 ¼", but he corrected himself after a moment. When he was satisfied, he nodded, let go, and dropped his hands back to his sides. He walked away without a word.

    The video dramatically zoomed in on Shane’s pull, which showed just under 9 ¹⁄₁₆", then twisted and cut abruptly to an edited photo of Shane with antennae and a bright green face, while the X-Files theme played in the background.

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    the Cens try the tiktok tape measure trend. now with 100% more tape measures!

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