patheticlight
Fandoms
- Content SMP (5)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (3)
- Lifesteal SMP (3)
- Outsiders SMP (1)
Recent works
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I Am Not Qualified For This. by patheticlight
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
02 Apr 2025
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Branzy is trying to rebuild his life together as the economy falls around him, and picks up a part-time job at a café a few blocks from his house.
All is finally starting to align in his life, when another die gets rolled and he's suddenly thrown into an underground world of good and evil he just happened to get dragged into by convenience and coincidence.
Now, caught in a war he kinda has to be apart of now, Branzy decides to take a gamble and get involved. He was their problem now.
that one before.
CURRENTLY ON HIATUS. RETURN DATE HAS BEEN SET.
Series
- Part 3 of flooper's clownzy :3!!
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Luxintrus' perspective and inner thoughts of The Masquerade.
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Be Still, My Child, No Need To Keep Breathing. by patheticlight
Fandoms: Content SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
04 Mar 2025
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Food felt unrewarding, unsatisfying with no notable hunger to fulfil, so there was simply no point. For Rat's grief-stricken mind, eating was a pleasure he didn't deserve - nor wanted.
Or; Rat is struggling with grief, and as a result loses his appetite.
Series
- Part 2 of Luxintrus' Death - And What Followed.
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Pipe Down, The Memories Will Come Back by patheticlight
Fandoms: Content SMP, Reach For The Stars Universe (Web Comic), Minecraft (Video Game)
02 Mar 2025
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Rat, after a harrowing escape, boards the Angel Wing with Blake, and only gets mild PTSD.
Very Canon Divergent!
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Rat finally reaches the border after being flung seven million blocks out, drenched in his own blood and self inflicted wounds, dreadfully scrawny, and more notably, starving. He would eat anything his dirty hands could grasp.
Oh, look! ..A fish.
Or: Rat's mental health is in shambles after his trek back to the world border, and his mind screams for food, gore ensues.
Recent series
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- Words:
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Luxintrus' Death - And What Followed. by patheticlight
Fandom: Content SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
04 Mar 2025
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- 2,108
- Works:
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- Bookmarks:
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I'm not goint insane (right?) by TheAlmightyMicrowave
Fandoms: WHITEPINE - IvoryTV (Web Series), Lifesteal SMP
19 Sep 2025
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"The others are on vacation and...while moving stuff around with Ash I saw that the attic door was open and I swear , neither of us went there. And..I saw someone. I swear branzy- it wasnt just a episode. There's someone in the mansion who shouldn't even be there."
Clown spat out , he felt almost insane , he doesn't know what to believe anymore. Heck , judging by branzys expression neither does branzy. He's quiet , he's gonna say that the war ended and try to ground him.
"...I believe you."
huh.
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What if branzy was also in whitepine and after whitepine episode 8 , clown visited him for comfort?
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grease paint and featherlight swipes by bellacherriie
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
17 Sep 2025
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"I need you to do my makeup for me, Branzy."
And. Every single gear in Branzy's brain just ground to an absolute stop. There were several glaring issues with this proposition from Clown, for example the fact that Clownpierce just asked him to do his fucking makeup. What the fuck. Maybe if he runs to the window he'll see a flying pig.
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or; Branzy does Clown's makeup. And promptly has a mental breakdown over it.
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Looking through you, not at you. by Thrills (IWantToRemainASecret)
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, lifesteal
15 Nov 2022
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Branzy is not a fighter, not very brave, and not very smart.
You wouldn't think someone with those traits could be a good vigilante, but Branzy was never really good at following expectations either.Series
- Part 5 of Thrills LifeSteal Fics
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A world brought at the feet by Idunchik
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Lifesteal SMP, Hermitcraft SMP
23 Apr 2025
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Fulfilling a stranger's request for a fee never hurts – a huge, valuable fee, able to blind every person looking at it. Besides, the task was easy: just kill everybody in a different world, and be the only one to survive there. As simple as that.
Too bad ClownPierce didn't bother checking the stranger's identity twice. Too bad he didn't know what he was about to get himself into.
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An SMP can mean many things to a player.
It can mean a good time. A place to retreat when private servers and test worlds just don't live up to expectations. It can mean war, murder, and griefing. It can mean friends, games, and challenges. The list goes on and on.
But one SMP means... a bit more to its residents.
It means family.
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Each Hermits journey to finding Hermitcraft and how they built a family out of a very strange assortment of blocks.
Now featuring plot!