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  1. Public Bookmark 17

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    “You pervert,” Phil laughs. “And I’m meant to believe you’re not making a pass at me, when this is the kind of thing you’re writing?”

    Dan rolls his eyes. “My character is making a pass at your character. See the difference?”

    “Not really, when your character is you and mine is me.”

    Longtime YouTubers become first-time collaborators when Dan invites Phil to join him on Dystopia Daily, a show about death, the Internet, anxiety, and begging your hot coworker to slap you around a bit. It’s not weird—until it is.

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    25 Sep 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 37

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    “You did so well.”
    Dan isn’t sure if Phil is referring to the fucking or the driving.

    Or, somewhere between the 2025 and 2026 Formula One seasons, things start to unravel.

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    24 Sep 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 35

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    I understand your concern, but I don’t think we have anything to worry about here. As a hoax, or a prank, or dark satire or whatever, the video is pretty effective, and I can see why you’ve reacted so strongly. But I think it’s a mistake to take this thing at face value. Simply put - the idea that Howell would post it, if it were genuine, is nuts.

    Dan and Phil return from a seven-year hiatus with a very different kind of hard launch.

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    24 Sep 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 95

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    When you watch a man shave his face in the morning, mutter to himself while he looks for his shoes, bang his shin into the coffee table for the second time in a week and cry out in irritation—how can you help but love him?

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    In a sense, Dan has known Phil all his life. Others have known him longer, known him since he took his first breath in front of a live television audience, but it seems to Dan that no one has known him better.

    or: phil’s life is a tv show, and he’s the only one who doesn’t know. dan—actor, fan, hot for a badly dressed bottle blond—auditions for a leading role. this goes about as well as dan howell + reality tv stardom could possibly go.

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    24 Sep 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 71

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    Deciding not to push his luck and reveal his hand too much, Dan intentionally missed the next shot. He wanted Phil intimidated. He wanted him to be forced to show his skill off a little bit more, floundering to catch up, asking himself what went wrong the same way Dan had been doing all night.

    Dan competes in pro pool tournaments, and in many circles, is considered a professional and talented player. Phil is a hustler, whose victims often don’t realize they’re being swindled until it’s too late.

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    19 Sep 2026