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After the Battle of Hogwarts, the wizarding world craved nothing more than to move on from the horrors of war. However, the universe had darker plans: a plague was coming. A new strain of vampirism spread like wildfire, forcing society into a desperate lockdown.
Three years after the first infection was recorded, Hermione tries to rebuild a sense of normalcy. But her life is upended when Draco Malfoy is caught attempting to flee the country while under house arrest. To avoid a return to Azkaban, he strikes a desperate bargain with the Ministry.
Hermione Granger—now the wizarding world's leading Dark Artifact specialist—is dispatched to Malfoy Manor to catalog its dangerous contents. She expected to face cursed relics and a bitter rival; she did not expect her new housemate to be hiding a dark secret more dangerous than any object in the manor.- Language:
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10 Aug 2026
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Hermione Granger is not supposed to be sharing a bed with Draco Malfoy, and Draco Malfoy is certainly not supposed to be cutting doors into Hogwarts walls. The truth of the matter is, that in eighth year: insomnia rules. They only need each other to get to sleep but when one sleepless night becomes an arrangement neither of them can explain, how long can it possibly last?
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24 May 2026
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Hermione wondered when they’d catch on—if they hadn’t already—that she was shagging all three of them. Or maybe they all knew. Maybe they just didn’t mind sharing.
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23 May 2026
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All I want for Christmas is five fucking minutes by malfoyesque
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Nov 2024
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Colleagues and single parents juggle their lives to get some... 'grown-up' time.
The office Secret Santa means Hermione can give Draco what he really wants for Christmas.--------------------
“Hermione—” he said, breathily. “I thought you said not in the office?”
“I said I wouldn’t fuck you in my office. ” She tilted her head back, brushing her lips against his to meet him in a soft kiss. “But you may have noticed, we’re actually in yours.”- Language:
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10 May 2026
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A prank looms on the horizon, one that will destroy Draco's already shredded reputation.
The jokes already exist about him lowering his wand, and about whether or not he'll ever be able to get it up again.
And if the entire school were to just so happen to find out he was still a virgin? Yeah. You see the problem.But he soon finds out that he's not the only one.
And that might be the thing that saves him.- Language:
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10 May 2026