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Nicole called her at three in the morning that night. Jecka woke up to the incessant sound of her ringtone. She answered blearily. Her throat was dry, and her tongue felt like sandpaper.
“So,” said Nicole, and the thin, agonised pinch of her voice immediately had Jecka sitting up in bed. “I did something stupid.”
“What?” Jecka was already hurrying to her closet. “Okay, look. How stupid are we talking?”
“ER stupid.” She could hear Nicole breathing shallowly over the phone. “I, uh, I think I broke all of my fingers. And my thumbs. Are thumbs considered fingers?”
“What?”
“Caught them in my car door.”
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Okay, here’s a joke. What do you call a lesbian who’s broken all of her fingers?
(This is rhetorical. Don’t answer.)
A bottom, of course!
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- Part 2 of 09 collection
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DAVE: dude everybody has some beats in them you just gotta let it flow
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Dave Strider is a famous movie director known best for his edgy, satirical works. When he steps away from his norm to film a slice-of-life neo-realistic piece, he's surprised to find that Karkat Vantas has accepted the lead role. Despite their professionalism on set, Dave and Karkat can't seem to get along. Dave is determined to get to the bottom of why and hopefully resolve their differences.
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04 Jan 2026
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This is the best thing you've ever had in your life.
You're so afraid of losing it.
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- Part 3 of sometimes I dream about you
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30 Dec 2025
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Tonight, I Really Got It Bad by landofchaosandbloom for A_Spoonful_Of_Salt
Fandoms: Homestuck
12 Jun 2025
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You give Karkat a mock salute, which doesn't even make him roll his eyes like it usually does. Maybe after a couple of beers he'll loosen up enough to tell you what's going on.
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