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Ethan tips his liquor bottle to his mouth, intent on getting a decent buzz going before Heisenberg hauls him off to the castle, where he gets himself mauled by a Lycan again. Or speared up by deadly spikes. Or-
The alcohol burns on the way down.
Cheap vodka — again.
Liquor sloshes as he lowers it, propping it up on his thigh. “What’s the Theseus Paradox?”
Heisenberg’s brow twitches beneath the brim of his hat. “How quaint,” he murmurs. “A drunk man grasping at philosophy.”
“Answer the question.”
There’s a beat and Heisenberg shifts his grip on the hammer, metal creaking faintly as it settles against his shoulder. “It’s about identity,” he says finally. “Replace something piece by piece — every part, one at a time. At what point does it stop being the same thing?”
Ethan dies. Ethan wakes. Ethan dies. Ethan wakes. He's trapped in a cursed cycle on the worst possible day and he just can't seem to get it right. Can't save Rose. Can't save Mia. Can't do anything but die and wake up next to that overturned truck again.
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14 Sep 2026
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Ethan's gotta say, being offered a lordship by a woman in bastardized Catholic robes and four freaks is not how he expected his day to go.
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AU wherein Ethan is offered a lordship instead of being sent through Heisenberg's Meat Grinder(tm). There will be bonding. And angst. And fluff. Mostly angst. Heed the tws at the beginning of each chapter. This is my first full re8 fic, so it might be OOC.
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14 Sep 2026
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After retrieving the pistol and jack from the metal safe, Ethan gets jump-scared and dragged through a window by a lycan, which leads to him getting stuck.
And wouldn't you know it, Heisenberg is just around the corner.
(This can't be good for his health, right?)
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14 Sep 2026
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At the bottom of the steps is a young man with short blonde hair and chilling blue eyes, his angered gaze on the two barbarians in front of him. Blood and dirt stain his pale skin, two large cuts on his side and his shoulder. In one of his arms is an infant, the small child latched onto her father’s nipple to get her food. In his free hand is a broken spear, the blade end pointed at the two lycans.
“Breastfeeding,” Heisenberg questioned, “are you… an omega?”
The blonde doesn’t answer, holding his daughter closer.
“Want me to kill him, alpha?”
Heisenberg looks into the omega’s eyes, slowly blinking as he examines them. They glisten with determination and rage, even though the blonde’s heavily bleeding.
“Let’s take him to Mirander,” Heisenberg finally says, “She’ll patch him up for me if I ask, then we’ll take him and his pup to our base.”
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14 Sep 2026
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It Takes A Village by MelloDanak for AgentReader
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse), Village | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
23 Aug 2025
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What if Rose had stayed with Ethan? How would his journey change? Ethan makes allies that change to family in an attempt to keep his daughter safe in a hellscape of a village.
Rewrite of Ethan Loses A Wife, But Gains A Family
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13 Sep 2026