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    Ilya Rozanov has a girlfriend, so saith the internet.

    Shane Hollander reacts normally.

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    10 Sep 2026

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    He himself would agrue that it’s his self-discipline, but the best parts of Shane will always be the hard parts, the rough bits, the hockey player parts. It will always be the warm, slightly damp skin in the crook of his elbow, the bicep that Ilya’s cheek cuts into. It will always be his grip strength and the fidelity of his wrist. It will always be his red face when he yells at the ref. No one sees that, or they don’t believe it when they do, and it baffles Ilya to this day. He wants the world to notice, and he wants to feel it upon himself. But Ilya’s already succeeded in getting Shane to fight him on the ice, so he guesses what he really wants is to be spanked.

    Or: Ilya Rozanov learns to ask nicely.

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    June 2010. Ilya Rozanov is delayed after the CCM shoot. By the time he gets to the locker room, Shane Hollander is out of the showers and Ilya’s entire plan is ruined.
    Only not quite fully ruined. Hollander invites him to dinner with his parents as a thank you for arranging the shoot and Ilya, in a burst of insanity, agrees. He hits it off with Yuna and David. They all exchange numbers. He and Hollander become friends.
    At no point does Ilya stop wanting more from him.

    June 2016. Ilya Rozanov is a superstar. A Cup winner. An MVP. Women want him, men want to be him. He’s fucking miserable.
    He’s in love with his best friend. He can’t deny it anymore. Only now Shane is dating a movie star and happier than Ilya’s ever seen him. Ilya can’t ruin that for him, can’t ruin their friendship by asking for what he knows Shane can’t give. No matter how much it kills him.

    A charity event in San Francisco. A catastrophic computer failure. A fateful decision to drive, not fly. Two days in a car, just the two of them. Alone. Together.
    Ilya’s sick with excitement and with dread, because how can he keep his secrets with Shane so close for so long?

    What he doesn’t know is that Shane has secrets too.

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    10 Sep 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 46

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    When Shane got down to do his laundry, a note had been taped to the door.
    It said:

     

    TO THE FUCKING IDIOT WHO DID THEIR LAUNDRY 11/03 12-16

    MAYBE NEXT TIME ONLY USE ENOUGH DETERGENT TO WASH YOUR OWN CLOTHES AND NOT THE WHOLE CITY’S OK??? I HAVE TO WASH EVERYTHING AGAIN BECAUSE ALL MY CLOTHES ARE COVERED IN YOUR LEFTOVER LAVENDER LAUNDRY SOAP

    GO TO HELL!!!

     

    Oh fuck. The fucking idiot who washed their clothes 11/03 12-16 was Shane.

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    05 Sep 2026

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    Shane works in IT.

    Ilya’s computer always seems to be fucked up.

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