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  1. Rec 18

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    Achilles meets his most terrible foes thus far: Patroclus' twelve-year old students.

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    02 Mar 2024

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    rip achilles wouldnt last a day in fortnite

  2. Rec 45

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    Achilles tells Zagreus about his time as a maiden on the island of Skyros. Not wanting his mentor to lose that part of himself, Zagreus delivers a thoughtful gift.

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    02 Mar 2024

  3. Rec 90

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    how often fish poop makes its way into Achilles' search history, followed by fish not pooping help.
    You're overfeeding, Google informs him. Only feed your betta as much as he can eat in a few minutes. And, more troublingly: Decaying excess food can lead to ammonia poisoning.
    Poisoning! Achilles mentally apologises to the fish, which does not hear him or care.

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    (the one where achilles gets a divorce and then a pet fish, in that order.)

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    01 Mar 2024

  4. Rec 13

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    Achilles goes over to his boyfriend's house for the first time, and finds out a few things in very short order.

    One: Patroclus has a dog named after Achilles' least favorite vegetable.

    Two: Onion's new favorite hobby is giving Achilles death-glares.

    Three: Said death-glares are really ruining the mood.

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    20 Feb 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    so funny.