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alone in my body by choiliasgf (pissedofsandwich)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 Jan 2026
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The idea of driving himself to the clinic, sitting in the waiting room alone while he tries to meet the doctor’s eyes in an offensively-lit room, wishing he’d found the one medical practitioner in all of Canada who doesn’t know who the fuck Shane Hollander is, makes him feel stupider than when he found all five pregnancy sticks mocking him with two fucking lines.
Who the fuck is stupid enough to get knocked up at the height of his career, right?
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how long before we fall in love? by choiliasgf (pissedofsandwich) for pumpkenpie
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
27 Dec 2024
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Two boys on the precipice of their careers meet on the streets of Monaco.
“Well your dad isn’t here now,” Charles says. “Why don’t we play ball for a bit?”
Max looks stupid, standing there with his scuffed shoes, holding a dirty football in his hands. “Right now?”
“Yes, right now,” Charles rolls his eyes. “Come on, before I change my mind.”
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the rest of the world would fall away by choiliasgf (pissedofsandwich)
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
08 Dec 2024
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“You know, Georgie, when the girl in the movie finds out the man she’s been dating is a millionaire all along, she usually jumps up and down in glee. And try to exchange blowjobs for Hermes, or something.”
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- Part 2 of every treasure comes with a price
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After all is said and done, he goes to the driver’s room and cries.
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the castle is real, you're the dream by choiliasgf (pissedofsandwich)
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
29 Sep 2024
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“I just like trivias,” Oscar shrugs. “What’s your boyfriend’s last name again?”
“Ansusinha,” George says absently, a name he’s thought about a million times.
“Huh,” Oscar says, “Where have I heard that before?”
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- Part 1 of every treasure comes with a price
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Atsumu refuses to believe he has the second leading man syndrome. Akaashi thinks of himself as the supporting role, and is struggling to be the protagonist of his own story.
A Post-Time Skip AtsuHina and BokuAka get-together (and maybe beyond) story: of falling in and staying in love.
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found families and biological ones by pissedofsandwich
Fandom Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
07 Aug 2016
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The Enterprise crew has basically adopted Demora, certified coolest girl in Yorktown.
(Will add more when inspiration strikes.)
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catching fire au by pissedofsandwich
Fandom Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins, Les Misérables (2012), Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Schönberg/Boublil, Les Misérables - Victor Hugo
04 Jan 2014
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Shane Hollander is a man who thrives on structure, routine, the solid ground of a ten-year plan. Ilya likes that about him, likes the embracing squeeze of having a life organized in tandem with Shane.
No one would call Ilya a man who thrives on structure. But it’s there, if not in his DNA then in the patterns of his brain. A call-and-response of: they do this, I do that.
When Ilya’s life is flayed open for the world to dissect, how will they push-and-pull their way back towards what was once a well-organized life?
“I thought we could go through the schedules and figure out what days we’ll be in the same cities this season, or when either of us have a couple of days off in a row. Maybe make a shared calendar, so we c—”
“A sex calendar? Your parents are arriving in thirty minutes, and you are proposing making a sex calendar?” Oh, this was delicious. He’d be able to eat out on this for years, if Shane was willing to give him that long.
“It’s not a sex calendar! It’s just … when we might be able to see each other,” he finished, already sounding defeated.
“And what are you planning on doing when we are seeing each other? Not fucking?”
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Bookmarked by pissedofsandwich
19 Apr 2026
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Shane liked The Centaurs. He really did.
The Centaurs lose in the finals. Shane and Ilya host a dinner party.
Bookmarked by pissedofsandwich
18 Apr 2026
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pour out by dinosaur
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
12 Apr 2026
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"What if I say no?" he asks, hoarse, voice dying on the last syllable.
Ilya blinks slowly. Clenches his hand so hard around Shane's flesh that Shane whines with it.
"What if you do," Ilya rasps and pushes Shane's leg out. Slaps it still. Pries open Shane's jaw to stroke his tongue. "Can you mean it, I wonder?"
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- Part 2 of like a ribcage?
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Bookmarked by pissedofsandwich
13 Apr 2026
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a winner at heart by pressuretoparty
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
08 Feb 2026
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Ilya laughs. He finds that once he starts, he can't stop. He laughs at the fact that he's in France with Shane Hollander. He laughs at the fact he's Shane Hollander's boyfriend. He laughs at the fact that he gave up Moscow for a better life, only to end up in fucking Ottawa.
Ilya's dick stops working one month before he's supposed to leave for the South of France.
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- Part 2 of winners-verse
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Bookmarked by pissedofsandwich
28 Mar 2026
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“I don’t really think about stuff like that,” Shane replies in interviews, his lips wooden at the words.
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Shane and being haafu, 2nd gen, and Asian.
Bookmarked by pissedofsandwich
27 Mar 2026