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    Gunpoint by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool (Comics)  

    25 Feb 2023

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    Deadpool's amazing plan on seducing Spider-Man aka his partner in crime law? aka roof buddy aka baby boy aka future husband

     

    1) Buy food    he's like a stray cat who eats everything and then skedaddles

     

    2) Ass worship      side-eyes are probably a bad sign?

     

    3) Gift a knife   Deadpool plushie   phone   blender     fucking hell

     

    4) Kidnap until he gets Stockholm syndrome  don't do that

     

    5) Destroy Stop his biggest hater aka John Jonah Jameson aka old white man with an opinion aka cowboy mustache aka the real menace

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    15 Aug 2026

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    How-To Melt a Merc by

    Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types  

    22 Dec 2025

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    Wade is freezing his chimichanga off on a late-night rooftop merc job. He’s planning on coming home, dethawing, and ordering his favorite trashy tacos, but instead, Peter’s waiting for him with a pot of homemade soup.

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    14 Aug 2026

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    Peter Parker's Night Clinic for Kinda Crappy, Accidental Superheroes by

    Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (2016), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    20 Aug 2017

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    Peter works long hours, okay, but he really can’t ignore the man bleeding out on his fire escape, no matter how much he’d rather collapse face first onto his bed and sink into oblivion.

    Written for the Spideypool Big Bang 2017!

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    14 Aug 2026

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    an inch away from more than just friends (touch me, baby) by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    22 Feb 2025

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    Peter wants Wade. He wants his hands and his body, yes, but more than anything he wants Wade’s face. His eyes on him as he takes Peter apart, his lips on his skin, his tongue in Peter’s mouth. And he can't have that if the man will not take off his suit.

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    14 Aug 2026

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    Take What You Can Get by

    Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types  

    05 Jan 2026

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    Wade Wilson has never seen himself as husband material. But after accidentally-on purpose marrying Peter the night they met, he's going to do everything he can to keep the man of his dreams in his life.

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    Or, Wade thinks Peter will only stick around if he provides food, security, and totally platonic cuddles.

    A story of secret identities, redemption, and learning how to love and be loved in return.

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    14 Aug 2026