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  1. Public Bookmark 60

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    Jamie ran his hand over the cool sheets he lay on, smooth and crisp, expensive. Keeley and Roy's, she'd said they'd bought them together, and there was a knot in Jamie's belly when he remembered it now. He didn't give a flying fuck about sheets, but the idea that he was on them like some mangy stray getting up where he shouldn't be stuck in his head, and his cheeks got hot.

    It was hot, wasn't it? It was the same kind of heady pulse and adrenaline rush as when he'd nicked candy bars and earbuds as a kid–he wasn't supposed to be here, but he was, mucking things up, dirty and cheap and loud, having a grand old time until–

    Until he got caught.

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    16 Aug 2026

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    After telling Roy about what happened in Amsterdam, Jamie starts having weird nightmares. He figures Roy must have been right about what happened being 'traumatizing'. After thinking about how he's had seemingly out of proportion or totally random negative reactions to sex, Jamie realizes even though he doesn't fully remember what happened his body clearly does. He has triggers, apparently, he just has no clue what they are - and doesn't know much about what he actually does like either. He decides he should find out, with Roy and Keeley's help.

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    11 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 24

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    Roy trudges up to Rebecca’s office, racking his brain for what he’s done wrong. Richmond beat Reading on Saturday, Roy’s getting on (and then some) with Jamie, and it’s Tuesday afternoon and Roy’s barely shouted at all this week.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    “You’ve got to let go of his neck, Roy, he’ll get turned on and we’ll never get dinner,”

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    The first time they switch, Jamie’s fucking Keeley. It’s amazing, best sex of his life, and he wonders what it feels like for her—good, by the sound of it—and then a second later, he’s looking at his own face. He’s lying on his back staring up at himself.

    “What the fuck,” he says in Keeley’s voice.

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    In which we add some good old zany fic trope magic to canon, diverge wildly from the middle of season two, speedrun a season and a half of character development, stir up some gender feelings, play a little football, and fall in love.

    Also: an improbable amount of sex. Believe.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    From the time they were young, Jamie, Roy, and Keeley have each known exactly what success would look like, as well as the sacrifices they would need to make to achieve it. They have all repressed some desires while satisfying ambitions. Having fulfilled their early dreams, they find they want more from life, from themselves—and from each other.

    (This story gives three detailed character studies with a focus on queer identity. It re-examines S1 & S2 canon from each of their perspectives, then explores a path where Roy and Keeley open their relationship post-S2 instead of ending it.)

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    23 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Why hasn’t she thought to pit two intensely competitive people against one another in bed years ago?