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The Samfro Mpreg fic by probablynotJohn
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings (Movies)
08 Nov 2024
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"Keep it secret. Keep it safe." Those were the last words Gandalf said before he left the night of Bilbo's party. But that was 17 years ago, life moves on.
Sam and Frodo had already been married for over two years when Gandalf shows up again. And they had been trying to have children for about five months.This is my retelling of LOTR using both the books and movies. I needed to find a way to let Frodo be happy in the Shire with Sam after the quest. The Obvious solution was to make him pregnant.
by the time of the quest they have already been married for two years, and have been dating for seven years before that.
This is not ABO and this is not a crack fic. I know it's a silly idea, but I love these characters and I am putting a great deal of effort into this. -
Sleep(ing) Is For The (a) Week by probablynotJohn for never_ending_fanfic
Fandoms: Star Wars: Rebels
05 Aug 2023
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For Alexsandr Kallus, integrating into the Rebellion is about as difficult as he expected, but still more difficult than he would care to admit. Surely his tried and true method of just nonstop working and never talking about his feelings will get him through it. Right?
A cute little story about Kallus having insomnia and Zeb trying to help him through it.
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Zeb shoots Kallus in the face at point blank range.
This is a short sweet fic written for someone wonderful, happy holidays!
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What Would it Take to Break Obi-Wan Kenobi? by probablynotJohn
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
31 Jan 2022
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Obi-Wan Kenobi lost his master Qui-gon Jinn when he wasn't fast enough to save him. The love of his life died in his arms at the hands of the same monster who killed his master. Loosing his Padawan and best friend would quite possibly be more than he can take.
Obi-Wan decides that he will accompany General Skywalker on his mission to Ringo Vindar. His former apprentice has been growing more and more distant, probably the war taking it's toll on him. Perhaps spending some time together will amend that.Or
What if Anakin is the one Tup shoots when his chip malfunctions? Don't worry he doesn't die! But Obi-Wan is left dealing with guilt, grief, and investigating how this could have happened. He also accidentally becomes besties with Padme, reconciles with Ahsoka, stops/causes a coup, reforms the Jedi Order and other shinanakins I mean shenanigans.
(Seriously this is not a crack fic, I just have a weird sense of humor. Please read the notes!) -
Captain Decidedly NOT America by probablynotJohn
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics), Captain America (Movies), Captain America (Comics)
31 May 2021
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Gail Simone Richardson was kicked out of the nursing school she was forced attend. Not exactly sure why, she thinks they just didn't like or trust her handling needles. Regardless, with no money, family, or other way to help in the war, she volunteered to be apart of the "Project Rebirth" experiments. Turning her into the worlds first super hero: Captain Canuck! With the help of her childhood best friend Bucky, she builds a new family around the commandos, Peggy and Howard. Even though she knows they're at war, she feels nothing will tare her family apart!
A retelling of the MCU with inspiration from the comics and Canadian pop culture. Also I replaced Peter with Miles (don't worry, I still love Peter. Also Bucky has a newfie accent)
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Peter and Elias adopt a fifteen-year-old Martin. It goes as well as you’d expect.
It sounds like he’s reading from a brochure, Martin thinks fleetingly, vaguely amused. These men – his new parents – do not seem like they know what they are doing.
“Peter,” Elias says dangerously. “Place in the family. Reaffirming.”
(Taking a last long look at the employee contract in his hand, Martin sighs. “Dad is so going to divorce you for this” He signs the papers with a sense of inevitability.)
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26 Aug 2026
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Peter seizes the opportunity to prove Elias wrong.
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26 Aug 2026
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And the sea is calling back to me by MagicalGhost96
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
12 Apr 2021
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I love the selkies Au, but you know what this fandom needs? Selkie Elias who did not sign up for any of this.
What happens when you body hop but don't check thoroughly what you are getting into?
Well you get a very concerned and terrified Jonah. Welcome to my selkie Elias Au.Bookmarked by probablynotJohn
02 Jun 2026
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Jonathan Sims watches a bully walk up to a house after reading A Guest for Mister Spider. In this timeline, he decides to do more research. He finds his way to The Magnus Institute where he meets Gertrude Robinson who sees potential in him as a future assistant
and takes him under her wing. During his time with Gertrude he learns lots of new things and meets lots of new… people.--
This is my first fic so sorry if it’s not the best.
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01 May 2026
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Plot rocks lead Mind to forget where it put Brain. Wackiness ensues. Clark is seventeen.
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06 Nov 2025