problemsloth
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As a former scholarship student, you know well that the cardinal rule for a mouse like you to succeed in polite society is this: never be seen to do anything untoward.
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furrytown vorescapades by the meat machine (problemsloth) for the real domino hyena (domino_hyena)
Fandoms: Homestuck
11 Jun 2026
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Dave and Terezi learn to stop worrying and love the vore.
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Lackey Charms by the meat machine (problemsloth) for EXCALIBURS_DEATH
Fandoms: Homestuck
06 Jun 2026
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Hearts, stars, horseshoes, Clover and blue moons, Caliborn, Crowbar, and a feisty pack of goons. It's magically depraved!
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IN WHICH A STUDLY CHERUB USES THE DIRK HUMAN AS HIS OWN PERSONAL "PORN STAR". AND HAS NOTHING BUT CORRECT, MANLY FEELINGS ABOUT IT.
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TG: u heard me
TG: that thing in ur loverboys belly? egg
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It's always been you and Lil Cal against the world.
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The rebellion is always red.
She has lived to see many rebellions.
It is a color that worries and fascinates her. It reminds her of the work she has to do.
Her human is red on the inside. Just like all the other humans and too many creatures on this planet.
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Bookmarked by problemsloth
05 Sep 2026
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When Dirk's away, Dave starts streaming.
An incest fic where the kink is actual incest.
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27 Aug 2026
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"Dude, what the fuck?!" Your coolness meter ticks down by a few degrees as you lose yourself momentarily. You collect yourself and straighten, shoving your hands in your pockets even if you feel like you need to scrub them enough to slough off the contaminated skin. "What kind of lame-ass joke is this and whose piss did you steal for it?"
"Didn't steal anything," Bro says impassively. "It's mine. 100% home-grown Bro Strider Junior on the way."
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Dave learns several things about Bro in very quick succession.
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Bookmarked by problemsloth
25 Aug 2026
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There’s something sweet, almost puppyish, about this iteration of Dave, even though he hisses and postures like one of Roxy’s cats, that the part of you that’s always wanted to be taken and consumed right down to your marrow, now licks its chops, hungry for a bite.
(Or: In which Dave moves into Dirk’s apartment and his bed, and everything is completely and totally, 100% platonic.
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24 Aug 2026
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Dirk is determined to get Dave to recognize him as an equal and stop treating him like a little kid even if he has to push every boundary he has to make it happen.
He discovers a few things about himself in the process.
Bookmarked by problemsloth
13 Aug 2026