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weave me the puppets lament by procrastinatingpie
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
21 Sep 2025
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"its funny, tommy muses. he once felt joy in the skies, that instinctual push to the graceful, delicious freedom in the air where his wings could take him everywhere, where he felt he had the pleasure to do anything.
he supposes it still meant the same now, hanging above the clouds wishing for the embrance of death, hanging onto a semblance of control."
OR: tommyinnit, and his musings on the top of a tower in exile. a puppet, and his cut strings.
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suffocating in decay and sickness (wishing for freedom) by procrastinatingpie
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
31 Jul 2025
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""What do you see when you look at us?" the Watcher spoke faux casually.
"I see," he started, all sets of his wings - painted with the reflection of the stars and plumes of browns, whites, and reds akin to a hawks, made painstakenly to be his not theirs - flaring out.
He ignored how much energy was spent focusing the colors not to shift into shadows of purple, building the habit into second nature to be different from the eldritch void beings that tore apart and shaped him into their image.
He clenched his fist in the pause of his words. "I see an abscess festering and seething.""
OR: Grian is still trapped in the Watchers' clutches. One poses an interesting question that rips into already vulnerable wounds.
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sing me the elegy of earth by procrastinatingpie
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Minecraft (Video Game)
25 Jul 2025
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"the dread starts slow, incrementally creeping upon his weary soul and tugging with realization. he's going to be trapped here for a long, long time.
i'm never getting out of here–it was all for nothing, he thinks hysterically, futilely pressing over and over and over and over on that cursed button.
win secret life win secret life win win win he won why isn't he granted solace–!"
OR: that one lore stream martyn did talking about scar being stuck in secret life but i made it worse
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To Noisemaking by iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
09 Feb 2021
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“We believe it is possible,” Nedzu says, “that whoever led the attack on Present Mic did so not in spite of his powerful Quirk, but rather because of it.”
“Because of it?” All Might repeats.
“You think someone’s trying to—?” Nemuri says, then covers her mouth with both hands. “Oh, God.”
“It is… not outside the realm of possibility,” Tsukauchi says, and again he directs that horribly sympathetic look in Shouta’s direction, “that Present Mic was taken by someone who intends to use his Quirk for their own purposes. Whether that involves the kind of work Doctor Garaki was doing remains to be seen, but… as of now, it can’t be ruled out.”
(Or: Yamada gets abducted, Aizawa maybe loses it a little bit, Yagi worries, and a few of the students take matters into their own hands.)- Language:
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07 Oct 2026
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undo, underdog by Raayide
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
30 Aug 2026
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UA has a rule—no quirkless students. It was added years ago, after much hemming and hawing about safety concerns and lessening blame in the inevitable circumstance of death. There's no real reason to remove it, not as the percentage of quirkless people plummets further and further.
Of course, this rule doesn't actually matter to Izuku, because he's got an analysis quirk.
As far as anyone knows.
The Plan is simple: have a quirk, become a hero, and avoid anyone who could disprove those first two things.
In hindsight, UA isn't a great choice. And that's before the villains.
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01 Oct 2026
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genuinely so fricking good holy crap i could read this for a whole century nonstop. its so good as a genuine mystery and omg i have nothing else to say its so good wtf
god and the way this fic treats quirklessness,, its actually everything ive ever wanted and more its so fricking realistic and this whole fic creates a world that is so realistic
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absolution. by orphan_account
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
17 Jul 2024
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When Tommy dies, he expects to see Wilbur. Or Schlatt. Hell, even Mexican Dream. After all, that'd mean that there was at least an afterlife in the DreamSMP.
What he doesn't expect is to wake up to another world, one that his communicator tells him isn't exactly a server. He can't seem to find any other servers, this one doesn't have a whitelist, and... there's no admin. No Dream.
Instead, there are heroes. Heroes, villains, vigilantes, and civilians. There are powers called quirks, and they don't come from hybrid traits; they're natural. There's an entirely different society, one that doesn't have records of discs, mistakes, and the Blood God in its history for its base. There are schools that teach hero-wannabes who can soar to the top, and there are villains capable of flipping the world over its very roots.
There were no heroes in his past life. Tommy himself is far from one.
Yet maybe, in this life, he can at least try to be there for those who need it.
or; in which Tommy Innit "Theseus" Craft becomes a vigilante, a cafe barista, and then a somewhat-hero, wrecking BnHA canon in the process
or, a dsmp x bnha crossover because i'm in love with the idea
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- Part 1 of the price of—
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27 Sep 2026
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one of, if not the best, works i have read ever holy shit. the writing just is so good, its peak its everything its amazing and i will love it forever ❤️❤️
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Post-canon Persona 5 Strikers
Zenkichi has been trying to repair his relationship with his daughter now that Owada has finally been arrested for the manslaughter of his wife. Unfortunately, Owada hired a hitman to cover up his own crimes. That hitman is still out there and convinced that Zenkichi is a loose end that needs tying up. After getting cornered with Akane, Zenkichi's only escape is to use the mysterious new app on his phone that the Phantom Thieves keep calling "The MetaNav" to return to the cognitive world and take Akane with him.
Now Zenkichi's running a solo investigation to find any info on the man hunting him down. With his only lead a years-old case with all the evidence long expunged, the odds aren't in Zenkichi's favour. Which man will find which first?
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06 Sep 2026
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having gone our separate ways by drifloon
Fandoms: とんがり帽子のアトリエ | Tongari Boushi no Atelier | Witch Hat Atelier (Manga)
19 Jun 2026
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"Speaking of ateliers," Tetia said, "it's been ten years since we graduated."
"Nine," Agott corrected. "Next summer, it will be ten."
Tetia smiled. "But I might be away then! What do you say to an early reunion? Come on, Agott, it would be fun! When was the last time you saw Master Qifrey and Master Olruggio? We can ask Richeh to come, too!"
Thirteen years after Coco passed the third test and moved back to stay with her mother, Agott returns to the atelier.