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    "who names a city in america fucking blüdhaven?!"

    or; in which peter parker wakes up on a stranger’s couch in a city he’s never heard of—and to make matters worse, he’s not the only one in his head.

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    22 Nov 2025

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    It was a simple job. Deadpool just needed to catch Spider-Man, find out his identity, turn him over, and cash a big fat check. Of course, it got a little complicated when he realized Spider-Man was in no way an adult. Cue trying to keep Spider-Man safe while finding out what sick fuck hired him to kidnap and possibly torture a kid. Oh, and Daredevil's basically Spider-Man's mentor, which, really is just the shining light to Deadpool no good, very bad day.

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    20 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 12

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    Matt has never seen Groundhog Day but he kind of hate’s whoever put that idea out into the universe. It all started out as a normal day and it ended… in the worst way possible. Matt doesn’t understand why he’s struggling on his attempts to change it. How Deadpool is always different, or why it’s even happening.

    Aka: Only Matt remembers they’re stuck in a time loop… but Deadpool gets sidebars.

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    12 Nov 2025

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    The last thing Peter sees is Tony's horrified, heartbroken expression leaning over him. The guilt in his eyes is almost worse than the burning pain that's taking Peter apart piece by piece. The world starts to go dark.

    There's a flash of gold and green. For one moment, he finds himself standing amongst the Guardians and others. And then darkness again. It feels like blinking; an extended period of nothingness that ends as abruptly as it begins. One moment there’s nothing, the next there’s light.

    “Easy,” a woman says. Her words are gentle, and carry a slight accent that he can’t place. "I'm called Wonder Woman. What's your name?"

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    11 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 69

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    After the events of No Way Home, Peter is completely and totally alone. He doesn’t know how to adult, and it’s really tricky to figure it out without an identity or support system. Luckily, he gains a new mercenary friend and a lawyer stalker! And if he meets a weird british guy with zero common sense and an obsession with egyptian dieties? A kid’s gotta make friends somehow.

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    28 Oct 2025