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  1. Summary

    a story of love, mistakes, and the children of the two most intractable men in bohemia.

    when lord hans capon receives a letter from his dear friend, he jumps at the opportunity to help godwin chase bandits out of uzhitz. with his son, heinrich, in tow, lord capon arrives quickly in the quaint farming town, and is immediately met with the past he's spent twelve years trying to forget.

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    canon-compliant robvash thread fics in the same storyline

    imported from twitter :)

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    a collection of ohfaun's fic threads originally posted on twitter!

    none of these are beta'd and only very lightly edited. all of them are shorter than my average full-length fics unless i was really drinking some go juice that day lol

    i will be posting these every other day until i catch up and then i'll be posting new ones on ao3 right after they go up on twt

    enjoy!

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  1. Rec 43

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    "All considered there would be bigger fish, when St. Peter would tally up his crimes. But somewhere along the way Satan must have dug his talons into him, because there was no holy reason for why he should enjoy the feeling of a man's flesh beneath his fist the way he does. For why the pain of a receiving blow should excite him so. He always knew he liked it too much, even when he was younger. Liked the way it made his blood run hot, the way when the other boys would take their shirts off and then he'd know he was sinning just by being there."

    Henry keeps showing up with mysterious injuries and terrible lies. Hans is determined to get to the bottom of it.

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    06 Nov 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Hell yeah dude

  2. Rec 70

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    “Henry! Do you doubt my bedroom prowess?”

    His page set him with a withered look, though his eyes dropped down Hans’ body quicker than the snap of a branch; skimming the outline of him through his attire, peeking at the bottom of his pourpoint as if to assess his claim. Hans let his legs open a little wider; confident, smug. Henry blinked and brought his gaze back up in an instant, cheeks a faint shade of pink.

    “I think you exaggerate.”

    or: hans learns henry is inexperienced. hans considers himself something of a sexpert. cue a very involved and highly heterosexual discussion of intimacy.
    intimacy with a girl.
    obviously.

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    23 Sep 2025

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    Yeeeeehaw

  3. Rec 85

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    A highborn spy with more charm than good sense finds himself seeking refuge in an unlikely place.

    But in a war where names can kill and loyalty costs blood, trust might become the deadliest risk of all.

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    03 Aug 2025

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    Screams for a very long time

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    The Church teaches them to bury the dead.

    This, they’ll bury deeper.

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    20 Jun 2025

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    Bites my entire hand off

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    Johnny shifts, making himself comfortable, or trying to, and something foul clenches in his heart. He watches him draw his uninjured leg up, flatten it down again, bend his knee to splay it, straighten it again, watches him tuck his arm under the pillow, put both on his chest, and sigh before star fishing out.

    It's not for Ghost to watch, but he does. It's not for Ghost to note the bulge in his shorts that are shifting higher on his thick, hairy thighs from all the moving around, but he does.

    And he should look away when Johnny huffs out a breath he can almost hear and cups himself, but he doesn't. It'll help settle him down.

    It's private.

    Soap breaks his foot and is sent away to heal. In repayment for the injury, Ghost offers him his nearby flat. It provides fast access to the base and task force, staying conveniently close. It just so happens to provide Ghost some different access, too.

    In which good intentions aren't all that good, bad ones are just what the doctor ordered, and games lay bare what's been carefully hid. In a spiral of obsession and guilt, desire and fear, some guidance isn't amiss. But will it be enough?

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    06 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    10/10 motherfucker like goddamn!!!