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ttyl by qweermonkey for hailstormtsunami
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
21 Aug 2026
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A party-ish fanmix for Ilya Ronzanov.
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river wide; valley low by qweermonkey for GlitchAfterHours
Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight (Movies)
21 Aug 2026
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A moody fanmix for Leah Clearwater — a woman scorned.
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BLONDE BITCH SUMMER by qweermonkey for GlitchAfterHours
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
21 Aug 2026
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A breezy, poppy Haley fanmix.
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Lela chooses to stay, and no-one can stop her. Not even Mack.
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i tug, you bite by qweermonkey
Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight (Movies)
30 Jun 2026
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Edward struggles to see the need for a soulmate. Jacob thinks their meeting must be something like fate.
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Where the Wild Things Are by liketolaugh
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
17 Jan 2022
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It varied a little between kingdoms, but for Hylians, there were four major scent glands: one on each wrist, and another just below the jaw on each side of the neck. Correspondingly, Link wore two thin metal cuffs and a choker with a small pendant, each one engraved with an array of Sheikah runes.
A lot of people asked why Link dampened his scent until he smelled of nothing at all. He’d never seen a reason to give them an answer.
Despite this, no one ever seemed to have difficulty identifying Link as an alpha. It was in the confident way he carried himself, in his unflinching gaze, the lack of hesitation in everything he did. It didn’t matter that his stature was short and delicate; there were plenty of alphas twice his size with half his quiet authority. That he never got caught up in territorial spats or lost his cool around an omega in heat just meant that he had excellent self-control.
The truth, of course, was that Link was broken. Wasn’t that what everything boiled down to?
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23 Oct 2026
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The nights, she thinks, are the hardest.
An excerpt from Rosalie Hale's first year of undeath.
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20 Oct 2026
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The Mercy Of The Undead by Did_you_see_the_light_in_my_heart
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight (Movies), Twilight Series - All Media Types
25 Sep 2022
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Carlisle knows how unhappy Rosalie is with her second life as a vampire. They have a chat. Things get real.
A father and a daughter bond, and in the end, everything is alright..-.-.
Rosalie and Carlisle bond over their shared hatred of their immortal lives, one past and one present. Carlisle has something more to offer than Rose could've ever hoped for.
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20 Oct 2026
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The Lull Before the Carolina Shag by DinaAb (I_Twisted)
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight (Movies), Twilight Series - All Media Types
19 Jan 2023
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New Years, 1934. For just one night, Rosalie needs to return to a world of beautiful possibilities. Edward is the last person on Earth she wants to venture out with her, but he is her only option. Now a four-shot.
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20 Oct 2026
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“Jackson Healy, LA Times.”
“LA Times? Aren’t you that prick who called me a clown last year?”
Jack winces. “That was me.”
March lifts his arm, the one he broke. “Thirty-five fuckin’ years without an injury. Then you go and call me a clown and I break my arm.” He points. “As far as I’m concerned, you broke it. So why don’t you kindly fuck off, hm?”
or: on the verge of retirement, dodgers pitcher holland march just wants to be left alone to play the game in peace, but jack healy's never met a lead he didn't chase and an itch he wouldn't scratch. maybe there's more than just a good story here after all.
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19 Oct 2026