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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    **NEW CHAPTER 11/5/25**

    "He’s visited you three times, now. Once, with pure intentions, although your clearly braless breasts and shamefully bare legs, not to mention the haze in your home, had made quick work of those. The second time, to endear himself to you, only to make an ass of himself. The third time, to apologize, sincerely, to share himself with you, and prove to himself that he was a good man. That he would not think about you sinfully."

    There's a new priest on the island, hell-bent on getting to know each resident, Catholic or not. Father Paul Hill pays you a visit in the middle of you smoking, he stays, and he talks. He says things, admits things to you, that he probably shouldn't. Like, that he's smoked. He's had sex, and he's all the more religious for it.

    You hate him, but he's hot, he's easy to argue with, and, well, he keeps showing up at your door in the evenings.

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    I wanted to write smut. Got caught up in a slow(ish) burn featuring a certain hot priest talking about sex, smoking, and God. Kind of a stoner fic, mostly a sexual tension fic. Unfinished/in progress. Mostly reader POV. Happy Halloween, bitches!

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    22 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 36

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    He lifts the knife to your arm, tracing it gently before breaking the skin. “I beseech you therefore, brethren, by the mercies of God, that ye present your bodies a living sacrifice, holy, acceptable unto God, which is your reasonable service. And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God,” he recites while cutting into your tender flesh. He speaks softly, so quietly that you are uncertain if he is talking to himself or to you. You give it little thought before registering the tormenting pain, the defense of your adrenaline betraying you.

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    Jasper Hale has decided to give Forks one last try. After he and Alice separated, he found it hard to stay comfy in his coven. Thankfully, it is his “senior year” of high school and he plans to sneak away after graduation. The Cullen’s could blame his departure on college— but Jasper knew he wouldn’t be particularly missed in the town of Forks.

    At least, that was before she moved into town.

    That was before she took everything Jasper thought he knew about the world, about people, about himself and turned it all upside-down and inside-out.

    Bella Swan sparked a wildfire in the bone-dry grassy plains of Jasper’s soul. She was an enigma to everyone but him. The odd match to his even odder puzzle piece. But there was only one issue.

    Bella Swan was his brother’s blood-singer.

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    — jasper x bella
    — heavy canon divergence
    — new take on familiar characters
    — the title of this book is inspired by the song “anyone else but you” by the moldy peaches

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    12 Sep 2023