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    I need you forever (is it love?) by

    Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)  

    29 Jul 2026

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    Ryland has been avoiding him.

    Not that Simon blames him. It’s one thing to be told that Simon is an experienced killer, it’s another to actually see it in practice.

    After a wild Eridian creature attacks the biodome and threatens to break it open, Simon is forced to call on his old Butcher instincts to kill it before it can kill them. Afterwards, however, Ryland won't even look at him, and Simon can't help but fear that it's only a matter of time before Ryland works up the nerve to tell Simon that he can no longer stand being around him, and kicks him out of the biodome.

    Then, about a week after the incident, Simon comes home to find that Ryland has prepared an extra special dinner for him. This must be it. His last meal in the biodome before Ryland sends him away forever.

    Only, it turns out there may be something else behind Ryland's recent behaviour than what Simon expected...

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    07 Aug 2026

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    A Study On Human Mating by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)  

    31 Jul 2026

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    Simon wants everything Ryland is willing to give him. Even if that means letting his best friend and their partner watch Ryland pound him into the matress and explain 'human pleasure mating.'

     

    " 'Human reproduction fascinating. AdrianRocky watch GraceSimon mate, question?' Adrian asks. 

    It's Simon's turn to blush and sputter now. 'What?!' He manages, turning to Ryland for help, but he's just sitting there, head tilted in consideration. "

     

    Or: Adrian and Rocky in the scientific cuck chair. Alien mating is fascinating, after all, and so are their favorite humans.

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    04 Aug 2026

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    Observation duty | On the Rocks by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)  

    31 Jul 2026

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    Grace made the mistake of promising to show Adrian and Rocky what Human reproduction looks like. He wasn't aware he was expected to partake in it. He especially wasn't aware he was expected to rope in Simon.

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    Thanks to Robin on the Bloodymary Discord who gave me this idea and i went "oh I'll write you a little thing for it haha" and now we are here. With not a little thing. Ooops?

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    Double note, this was inspired by this (nsfw) artwork
    https://x.com/i/status/2058043515754475606

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    02 Aug 2026

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    Hey, Sweetheart. You're Awfully Quiet. by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types  

    01 Aug 2026

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    Grace has many Earth sayings that Rocky has grown fond of. To use one of his most favorite, in Rocky’s defense, he had assumed that humans, due to their unfortunate condition of being extraneously fleshy and containing concerning amounts of liquid, were being dramatic, as humans often are, about the impact of small scale penetration for slightly extended periods of time. But Rocky loves his Grace very much and likes giving him nice things, so he intends to uncover the truth for himself.

    Upon further investigation, he fears the humans were not, in fact, being dramatic.

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    Or, Rocky figures out what a butt plug is, decides to test run one on himself with the intention of eventually putting it in Grace, and gets his shit wrecked, in that order.

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    02 Aug 2026

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    Vililae's Spicy Art Archive by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)  

    06 Aug 2026

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    This work is here to archive my uncensored spicy art and make it available to people who do not use platforms like Bluesky!
    I will edit and add tags, relationships, fandoms, characters, etc. if new ones arise. The current settings reflect what is currently in here.
    Images sorted by chapter; Chapter titles and links will reference which piece it is.

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    01 Aug 2026