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“Save it, detective,” he said. “I’m keenly fucking aware she deserves a fuck of a lot better than me. She also deserves a fuck of a lot better than you, too.”
Mertens opened his mouth, as if to object, but then he closed it, heaving a sigh and glancing over at the bar again, where she was now talking to Ilya.
“Yes,” he said quietly. “I know. Believe me, I know.” He shook his head and continued down the steps, moving to his usual table by the wall without another word.
Peter watched him for a moment, frowning. He hadn’t actually expected the bastard to agree with him on that.
Peter Wagner and Hugo Mertens have a lot more in common than they'd like to admit. Their respective feelings for the bartender are merely at the top of that list... and now they're finally starting to figure that out.
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“You know, people say my mouth keeps going, they should get a peek inside my head,” he added, in his normal voice. “Some days, I can barely keep up. Just think, if we could turn my brain into a horse, I’d win every Kentucky Derby in a landslide.” He snorted. “I get told to slow down. How do you slow down? That’d be one hell of a trick. It’d be nice, being able to slow down, being able to slow down and not stop. Most people, they can, right? There’s something in between everything at once and nothing at all? I should hope so, because stopping is almost worse. Is it worse? I don’t know, maybe there is no worse, maybe it’s all equally ridiculous—complicated. But I know I can’t stop. Stopping means giving up, and what right do I have to give up? I get the second-hand horror, the hand-me-down war. There’s boys out there shooting and being shot and some days I can’t even get out of my own goddamn head. Sidney, what the hell is wrong with me?”
Post-war. Hawkeye Pierce knows he's broken and he's not sure he can be fixed. Still, he's trying his best to put the pieces back together—and learning how to live with the cracks. Fortunately, he has plenty of help.
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Brenda knew as soon as they walked in that this was going to get chaotic.
A little outsider POV of the Baustin fight and its immediate aftermath.
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Lux Silver serves the veil. The corporate bodies are also its enemies, too.
She will do whatever it takes to destroy them.
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'cause I've already tried being the good guy by sarcasticsra
Fandoms: Leverage (US TV 2008)
27 Oct 2025
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“It’s appreciated, you know, even if I don’t always act like it,” he told him once, drunkenly of course, and for one horrible second Nate worried that Eliot was going to ask him what he appreciated—but he didn’t, just met his eyes, briefly, and nodded.
“I know,” he’d said, a faint smile appearing at the corner of his mouth. “It’s one of the reasons we all still put up with you.”
A ficmix for Nate Ford and that massive (troublesome) brain of his.
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Scenes in Hotch and Rossi's life together.
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John's used to being lost. Grace is tired of waiting to be found. Harold wishes he were better at this.
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Tonight on Murder She Wrote: "Lieutenant Columbo, I don't care what the evidence says! My niece just did not kill her assistant!"
Tonight on Columbo: "Mrs. Fletcher, here's the thing. A buttons' a pretty solid piece of evidence if you know what it means, you see? I don't mean to put you out, but it's not looking good for your niece."
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15 Apr 2024
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Now there Jamie was, looking like he’d reached a new maturity, like he’d become the man he was meant to be. Roy couldn’t stop smiling, probably looked like a proper idiot, and when he caught Keeley’s eye, he saw a light shining there that he hadn’t seen for so long. He felt alive like the whole fucking world was new, including himself, and fuck it. He was going to kiss Jamie Tartt.
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26 May 2023
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THIS IS WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN NEXT EPISODE
gaaahhhh this fucking OT3 progression show why must you TAUNT ME
This fic is THE perfect conclusion to it.
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“Who’s that with Jamie?”
“His new girlfriend,” Colin says.
“She’s beautiful.”
Colin and Isaac look at each other, and for a moment there’s some kind of silent conversation going on quite literally over Keeley’s head. “We don’t like her,” Colin says finally.
“What?” Keeley frowns up at them. “Why not?”
Isaac shrugs, his eyes fixed on Jamie and Celia’s table. “She hits when she gets angry.”
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Bookmarked by sarcasticsra
08 Mar 2023
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Beautifully written, spot on voices, an excellent example of how this OT3 could work. Incredible.
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Ted Lasso: Schrodinger's Witch.
Or, the one where AFC Richmond are leading the Premier League table, and Trent Crimm and the rest of the British press are slowly losing their minds as a result.
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