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    A series of unrelated stories inspired by the songs on Charlene Kaye's album Animal Love.

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    (Jane has been added to Not the Boston WAGs)

    Shannon: Oh? Fresh meat?

    (Jane has left Not the Boston WAGs)

    Vikki: Way to scare her off!

    (Jane has been added to Not the Boston WAGs)

    Vikki: Hey Jane! I spent like twenty minutes trying to draft an introduction message but I'm way too tired for that rn so I figured I'd just drop you into the deep end and see if you can swim

    Jane: I'm actually a very strong swimmer

    Jane: Sorry, what's going on?

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    26 Aug 2026

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    “Hey,” Peter said without opening his eyes. He buzzed with awareness – not quite spider-sense, but a pleasant alternative, the electric tingle of Johnny in bed next to him, the soft sound of his breath and the bonfire-faded, criminally expensive cologne scent of him. “You know I love you, right?”

    Johnny breathed out, slow, and settled his head on Peter’s shoulder. “I love you.

    “Good,” Peter said, smiling.

    Johnny flung an arm over Peter’s chest and Peter hummed sleepily, relaxing into his hold.

    He woke up around sunrise to the pad of paws on the pillow, a two second warning before five pounds of fluff settled on top of his head and immediately started purring. A tail swished in his eye.

    “I hate this,” Peter said without conviction.
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    Peter accidentally gets Johnny a kitten.

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    12 Aug 2026

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    Johnny is dreaming.

    That is the only possible explanation as to why he isn't a floating corpse in space right now, or at the very least, being pummeled to death by Galactus. Why he has bandages on his face and is surrounded by soft sheets, like they were just freshly washed — which. Well, it can't be right.

    He should be dead.

    "Don't say that," orders an exasperated, yet not unkind, voice from somewhere above him. "You're lucky I found you when I did. You were burning up."

    And Johnny huffs out a laugh, despite himself, despite the circumstances and the rising panic in his throat.

    Oh, this stranger has no idea.

     

    or: Johnny sacrifices himself to save the world. He wishes that was the end of it.

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    09 Aug 2026

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    “You have ten seconds to tell me what’s wrong,” Peter said, picking up the strangely bubbling beaker. His spider-sense stayed silent, thankfully, but his science-sense was giving him a headache.

    “Aren’t you around kids?” Johnny said. “I shouldn’t be telling you this if you’re around kids.”

    “Six… five... four…” Peter said.

    “It’s just,” Johnny said breathlessly, “did you know that there are webcams on the Statue of Liberty now?”

    Peter dropped the beaker.

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    04 Aug 2026

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    16 Jun 2026