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Unlike dating, sex seems doable. It’s a form of connection, like what Dan and Matt are always going on about, but without the awkward small talk and deeply personal questions that border on invasive. To Neil, it seems even more basic than that: using your body to make someone else’s body feel good. He could do that.
He happens to have a body. One that functions mostly normally.
It’ll probably be fine.
Or: Neil comes to find, three months into sleeping with Andrew, that maybe he’s not very good at casual.
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Wherein Neil Josten, after years of running, finally gets some much-needed rest.
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[PODFIC] In Our Likeness by Boomchick by seasypeasypodfics (seasy33)
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu
24 Jul 2026
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"A spell designed to destroy spiritual weapons locks E-Ming and Ruoye in mortal bodies. But anyone (especially Xie Lian) could have told you that those were no ordinary weapons.
With E-Ming and Ruoye both doing their best in their strange, new bodies, Xie Lian and Hua Cheng find some unpleasant reminders of the past rearing their heads..."
Podfic of In Our Likeness by Boomchick
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the cat with a thousand lives by seasy33
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu
22 May 2026
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Some time ago, Xie Lian was (almost certainly) cursed to take the form of a kitten. Defenseless and just as unlucky as he was in his mortal body, he ends up kidnapped by a group of ghosts looking for a good gift to give their Chengzhu for his upcoming birthday. After all, who wouldn’t want a cat that seemingly can’t die?
Hua Cheng, for one.
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Bloodied and broken, the stranger looks like a fallen angel.
Too bad Andrew knows that that’s just a synonym for trouble.
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the taste of blood, the claim of love by newamsterdam
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Dec 2019
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“You’d do anything to save him, wouldn’t you.”
Shen Qingqiu forces his eyes to meet Luo Binghe’s. “Anything.”
“I already have your life,” Luo Binghe says idly. “You don’t have much more to give, do you?”
Shen Qingqiu blinks placidly. “I’m sure you can think of something.”
Luo Binghe smiles slowly, looking almost vulpine. “Of course, I can. In fact, I know what I want from you, Shen Qingqiu.”
He doesn’t want to imagine what depravity lurks in Luo Binghe’s mind. He inclines his head, skin itching at the contact with Luo Binghe, and waits.
When Shen Qingqiu's life is in his hands, Luo Binghe asks for something Shen Qingqiu thought he'd given away long ago-- his loyalty.
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29 Jul 2026
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Sharing is Caring by celardor
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Nov 2023
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“Liu Qingge! I told you not to drink the water!” Shen Qingqiu shouts. His thoughts are a panicked whirl—is it going to have the same effect that it did in the original story?
Liu Qingge just stares at him in shock.
Shen Qingqiu’s question is answered when he suddenly hears Liu Qingge’s voice. Liu Qingge isn’t speaking, though—his mouth never moves. No, Shen Qingqiu is hearing Liu Qingge’s voice inside his head.
Liu Qingge’s voice says, “Holy shit. I can see his nipples.”
They both stare at each other in horror. At that moment, there’s a happy little ding and a System notification pops up in front of him.
[Congratulations! Bonus mission activated: Sharing is Caring!]
“Fuck,” Shen Qingqiu says, with feeling.
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Shen Qingqiu and Liu Qingge accidentally trigger a wife plot that leads to them forming a telepathic connection.
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- Part 1 of Love in Another Shape Series
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25 Jul 2026
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a susurrus of butterfly wings by decaflondonfog for softlystarstruck
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu
22 Jul 2026
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It started as an accident.
Or as much of an accident you can call pure instinct.
The sky is blue, water is wet, Hua Cheng flirted with the hot older teacher.
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24 Jul 2026
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W T F by ataratah for la_dissonance
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 May 2020
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Shen Qingqiu bullies Shang Qinghua into giving him spoilers and takes a leap of faith into the Endless Abyss
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23 Jul 2026
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Fate, a little to the left by FableButt
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Feb 2026
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There was an aura of mystic whisperings around Zhao Qinglin. That surely the weight of future visions untethered him from this earthly coil as it did many Seers. What a crushing responsibility it must be, to subtly shift fate this way and that. How tragic, how sad- this is all reasonable for why Zhao Qinglin ignored the urgent request for the third time in a row! Or perhaps some tragedy was prevented by his non answer...
That was how simpletons like his fellow Peak Lords rationalized it.
Shen Qingqiu thought that perhaps Zhao Qinglin was just a lay about. Kan Zhanbu was the tiniest of the twelve Peaks. The last that Shen Qingqiu had heard, the Peak only boasted one Elder, two Masters, and five Disciples- none of this counting Zhao Qinglin himself. Unless he spent all day gazing into the sun, he had more than enough time to pick up a brush and do his job.
The flap of a butterflies wings can cause storms halfway across the world. How might the winds of destiny shift if a heart is touched?
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21 Jul 2026