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Bro’s character grinds his skateboard off the edge of a roof, performing a perfect 1080-degree spin before landing on a rail, adding a gnarly amount of points to his combo score. Bro leans forwards, hooking his chin over Dave’s bare shoulder, his arms brushing Dave’s as he reaches around to hold the controller.
Dave has to fight not to buck as Bro’s massive schlong leans right along with him, hot like an engine burning oil and with the theoretical horsepower to match.
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22 Mar 2026
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Dirk moves closer. John's eyes follow the swipe of his tongue across his lower lip. “Is it making you hard thinking about us sucking your dick?” he asks.
John bites his own lip. “Well, y-yeah, but-”
Dave makes a noise like a car backfiring. Then clears his throat.
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07 Mar 2026
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Your name is Dave Strider. Your memory is failing to behave in a linear manner. Sometimes you wake up younger, sometimes you wake up older. Sometimes your memory skips and you do not understand where you were last.
Your name is John Egbert. You love Dave Strider. His time travel is an unsolvable problem you will forever be pretending to solve in a hopeless attempt to be by his side.
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07 Feb 2026
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Rose was familiar with the concept of "cold feet", and even more familiar with her family's tendency to hide emotions, but she had not expected this.
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07 Feb 2026
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On Earth C, Dirk and Dave have started hanging out a lot together. It's pretty cool, and Dirk's not overthinking it. For the most part.
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14 Jan 2026
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Dirk and Dave celebrate the New Year together with some very light background angst for flavor.
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04 Jan 2026
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Months post-game, things are settling down. Dave isn't sure what to do about Dirk following him around like a baby duck. Flirt with him?
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- Part 1 of anon hs fics
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04 Jan 2026
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Someone here knows they were just making out with you, but you have no idea who they are. You're just a bit disappointed that whoever it is doesn't feel inspired into coming forward.
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19 Nov 2025
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“John, when you were eleven you didn’t even know what sex was. If you did, you would not have clicked on that link for two girls one cup. Twice.”
This is the straightest most bro-est make out session that ever happened. Not even a little bit of it is gay. Nope.
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06 Nov 2025
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Captchalogue Prompt: [However many] ways Bro figured out Dave was gay, and one time Dave told him himself.
If you manage to fit in a tidbit of Dave/John sweetness or even just hinting, you'd be my hero. ♥- Language:
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30 Oct 2025
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TG: well damn this is serious
TG: not many problems a blanket fort cant fixBookmarked by secretanswer
30 Oct 2025
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"Everything about Dave is wonderful, especially when it's not."
Three years after the game ended, the kids and their guardians live together as a big, goofy family, and John is so happy he could explode. The thing that makes him happiest is Dave. They are the best snugglebros and everything is perfect.
Except that people are giving John looks like he's missing something important here, and he's not sure he wants to figure it out...
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- Part 1 of Marvelous Things
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28 Oct 2025
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“Yeah, yeah. Am I pretty, then?”
He hums, turning his head to crack his neck before making a bridge of his hands to rest his chin on. “Oh, kouhai, you’re the prettiest girl here.” He flutters a hand toward himself and pretends to faint.
You roll your eyes.
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18 Oct 2025
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In which Dave and John get married, talk about their dicks, start dating, and then whip out their dicks.
In that order.
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18 Oct 2025
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How things went down, the way Dave saw it.
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18 Oct 2025
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Bonus: Dave lives with a horny guy who is very into him.
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- Part 4 of Pleonasms
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18 Oct 2025
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Dave works up the courage to ask Dirk on a date. Sort of. Well, it's implied. Ironically.
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- Part 3 of Pleonasms
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18 Oct 2025
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Dirk and Dave, first year college same-age-uncle-and-nephew flatmates who had an incestuous fling, face up against the notorious Morning After and... more sexy things ensue.
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- Part 2 of Pleonasms
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18 Oct 2025
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Dirk is technically Dave's uncle, but they are the same age, down to the year. Despite this, they only met for the first time at the age of sixteen, at a supremely awkward family function at a crappy restaurant. The two of them had felt obligated to hang out, being the only two teenage boys, and they'd had absolutely nothing to say. They had ended up in the kiddie room, each parked on their own sticky tiny foam mini-sofa, playing a Barbie horse game on a mostly broken PS2. Bonding ensued.
After that, they'd played online games together, which had evolved into chatting over headsets. When they graduated, the extended family had advised them to room together for college, to save on money and to have 'someone else you know there', despite the fact that they'd only met in person a handful of times at that point.
(Sexy things ensue.)
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- Part 1 of Pleonasms
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18 Oct 2025
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Dirk and Dave go to a Christmas party hosted at John and Jade's dorm.
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- Part 5 of Pleonasms
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18 Oct 2025