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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    Now that Obi-Wan is moving to Coruscant for a fresh start and a prestigious new corporate job, Quinlan decides his best friend needs a celebratory head start. After all, nobody ever died from a nice private lap dance, right?

    Obi-Wan absolutely hates the idea. He loves the stripper, though.
    Well… maybe he should have looked just a bit closer at the man in blue coveralls after all.

    Or: fifty shades of miscommunication, awkwardness, and yearning (so much yearning). Apparently, Obi-Wan has to learn the hard way how to differentiate between an actual stripper and someone who is just doing their job.

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    24 Jul 2026

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    Anakin and Obi-Wan are sent on an undercover operation as an alpha and omega bonded pair in the middle of the Clone Wars. Someone on Cantonica is funneling credits to the Separatists, and it's going to take infiltrating a top secret alpha-supremacist group of Core elites to find out who's upping the financial ante of the entire war.

    This act of espionage is going to require some class A play at antiquated alpha and omega dynamics, only problem is Anakin has never submitted in his life and it's certainly not within his nature,or so Obi-Wan thinks.

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    22 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 15

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    After breaking his arm in the most pitiful of ways, Anakin needs some assistance. Maybe his Master can help.

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    17 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 76

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    Naruto thought college would be a fresh start. A new city, new friends, and his first real chance at freedom.

    Enter Sasuke Uchiha: Naruto's former childhood rival and the most pretentious douchebag in the world.

    Forced into a sadistic arrangement no one asked for, the two boys find themselves sharing a dorm, a kitchen, and war-waging degrees of mutual resentment.

    And unfortunately for everyone involved, neither of them knows how to back down from a fight.

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    His gaze lasered in on a photograph. Then another. And another. 

    The same blonde-haired idiot grinned back at him from every single one.

    Sasuke felt his blood pressure spike to a medically concerning degree as the recognition hit him like a sack of bricks. 

    No.

    Absolutely not.

    The universe couldn’t possibly hate him that much.

    For one brief, desperate second, he considered the possibility that Uzumaki had simply wandered into the wrong apartment and decorated an entire bedroom by accident.

    Then he heard the front door open.

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    26 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 22

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    When Sasuke comes back from a mission acting unusually wary and determined to avoid everyone, Naruto immediately knows something is wrong.

    Naturally, he decides to investigate.

    Following Sasuke home seems like a great idea. But when he comes barging in Sasuke’s house, he’s shocked at what he finds out.

    It’s Sasuke. With a pair of black cat ears… And a matching tail.

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    21 Jun 2026