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A Little Touch of Darkness by semiprofessionalsleeper
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Nov 2022
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Draco Malfoy gets detention for trying to summon a demon.
I originally uploaded this fic (written circa 2004) because I didn't have another place to archive it, and I'm leaving it up for that reason. However, as JK Rowling has become increasingly toxic, I would like to add the disclaimer that I think she's reprehensible.
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The day Frank Columbo met Eugenio Franchitti was a day blessed by God: God and all the real angels and saints, specifically Adjutor, Philip Neri, and Barbara. The war was going full swing; on the beach there were the leftovers, the women and boys and girls, and the oldest Franchitti kids who hadn’t shipped overseas, Geno and Cecilia, first cousins. Frank hadn’t noticed ’em at first, either of ’em, the tall and lanky boy and girl with skin like gold and eyelashes like fringed velvet burlesque fans, physical traits the magazines said you could shell out for but the Franchitti kids had ’em in spades all natural; but once he had he couldn’t stop noticin'.
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The story of how Columbo and Mrs. Columbo came to be.
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Columbo is always gonna be trans wife guy in my head now.
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They're doing that thing again, where Cas is staring at Dean with the intensity of a dog trying to remind his owner that it's past dinner time. Dean's staring right back like the first one to blink is buying the next round. Sam's aware there's a conversation going on that he isn't privy to — and he's used to it, by this point — but it's still rude.
"So, as I was saying," Sam tries to interrupt the resounding silence, "if we can just figure out a — "
"Sure," Dean says, and Sam stutters to a halt, because sure what? "I mean, yeah. Yes. Dude, you don't even have to ask."
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"This isn't a vacation!" Rodney shouted. "This is about declassifying research that's going to change the course of physics!"
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