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  1. Public Bookmark 11

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    “Mister Hollander, if you want to talk you can join my translation and not just buzzing in comments."

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    08 Aug 2026

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    “Tell me you want more, Shane,” Ilya grunted, forcing his hips to move faster, forcing the head of his cock to meet Shane’s prostate harder, quicker. “In Russian. Like you learnt.”

    Shane didn’t speak for a second, swallowing on the air he was only just managing to take in. He opened his mouth, head so dizzy that he was losing all grasp on English words, never mind Russian, but for Ilya, he would do anything, so he used all of his strength to find that Russian word and let it sit on the tip of his tongue.

    “Bolshe, Ilya,” Shane whimpered, and Ilya groaned, throwing his head back and thrusting harder, pulling harder on Shane’s hair. “Fuck. Bolshe. More, Ilya.”

    Through clouded vision, Ilya could see the end. He could feel it. But he wanted Shane to say those words on a loop so he could forget the gruffness of the men who had fed him the same poison before.

    “Bolshe,” thrust. “Bolshe, bolshe, bolshe. Give me more, Ilya.”

     

    OR, ilya has a difficult relationship with the concept of giving more because of his upbringing, and he wants to help himself realise that giving more isn't always a bad thing.

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    07 Aug 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 12

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    The cottage always gave Shane away.

    Not because he'd say anything outright, but because whenever he was planning something there, he developed exactly three tells: he vacuumed outside of the allotted schedule, he checked the weather every ten minutes and he became deeply suspicious whenever Ilya wandered anywhere near the fridge.

     
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    Shane wants to surprise Ilya with a quiet birthday at the cottage. Unfortunately for him, he is absolutely terrible at keeping secrets.

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    07 Aug 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 89

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    “You are trying to kill me, Hollander.” He sounds genuinely pained, and heat roils in Shane’s gut at the effect he still somehow manages to have on Ilya after so many years.

    “You like it?” Shane whispers.

    Ilya tightens his already vice-like grip on Shane’s hip, leaning in and nudging Shane's head to the side, “What do you think?” he growls, tugging Shane’s earlobe into his mouth. Ilya laves kisses down the side of Shane’s neck and he mewls, gripping the front of Ilya’s god forsaken cropped t-shirt and pulling him impossibly closer.

    “You gonna show me off now, Rozanov?”

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    or, Shane and Ilya go to their second Fabian Salah concert, this time they're publicly out and married. Shane wears makeup, Ilya has Feelings about it, they get the giddy, sexy, messy, sappy concert date do-over that they deserve.

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    07 Aug 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 23

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    Shane had three main gripes with Jello shots.

    First, the colors they came in were offensive to the eyes. All neon, all looking like something that was not meant for human consumption. Second, instead of masking the burn of alcohol, the sickly sweet flavor only seemed to amplify it and stick to the back of his throat. And third, because Shane hadn’t quite gotten the Jello-technique down, he usually ended up chewing on the Jello which was just absolutely confusing to his senses. An alcoholic drink was not meant to be consumed like a snack, and–

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    short meet-cute AU. Shane and Ilya meet at a night out in a bar, no hockey in this universe

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    07 Aug 2026