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Dennis Reynolds – Mental Gymnastics Athlete by shortandspicy
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
21 Oct 2026
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Dennis wants to stay in his role as realtor Hugh Honey a little longer but Vic doesn’t fit in the picture. Luckily Charlie plays along.
Short and silly.(Felt tempted to tag this cheating, because of Hugh and Vic but it's not real cheating since the point in this one is that Dennis doesn't do anything with Mac.)
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After the disaster with the merchandise deal, Dee is taking desperate measures to sway the Lawyer into changing the contract. Or he is the desperate one because his divorce is weighing heavily on him. Nobody is winning in this scenario.
Set after Season 5 Ep. 8 Paddy's Pub: Home of the Original Kitten Mittens
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18th-century London. Mac gathers some actual courage for once and goes to a secret meeting place where he meets “Denise” who tries to get away with as little work as possible for her/his money.
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Mac convinces Dennis to accompany him to Mass and Dennis tries to make the most out of the situation by reminding Mac that there are no other gods besides the Golden God or: Mac’s trying his best to look decent and keep praying while Dennis gives him a handjob.
Post-Episode: S18e01 Frank Marries a Corpse, but it's not important at all, only very briefly mentioned.
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Mac and Charlie hang out in Mac’s room, but to Mac’s frustration, Charlie keeps talking about some woman he saw on TV and who has become the reason for his constant horniness. Mac fails to draw his attention to anything else, and when Charlie finds a way to get off while keeping his hand out of his jeans, Mac lets him. This certainly won’t affect him in any way.
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Prompt - I beg thee on hands and knees for charden
Day 9 Boot Play
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- Part 6 of IASIP Kinktober 2026
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22 Oct 2026
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“—And you’d better run now while you still have the chance, buddy,” Dennis can hear muffled from the other side of the door, in a tone so familiar he could’ve collapsed to his knees, “because I know karate—”
The door flies open while Mac is still mid-sentence. In the second it takes him to register Dennis standing there, he nearly finishes shouting, “And I’ll kick your fucking a—” before the last word cuts off.
Mac blinks in surprise, comically wide-eyed in his confusion. Then his face lights up, as Dennis’ whole world crumbles beneath him.
“Dennis?”
Dennis can only stare. Something is wrong here. Something is very, very wrong here. He’s looking at a Mac who, for all the irrefutable visual proof that he is Mac, isn’t. Not the one Dennis knows, anyway.
Not anymore.
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29 Aug 2026
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Close Your Eyes And I'll Kiss You by vampire_dove
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
07 Oct 2025
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He would know how Mac felt anywhere. Sap. Of course, he wanted to go first.
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- Part 7 of Kinktober 2025
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08 Oct 2026
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Mac needs to learn the ropes of becoming a mobster. Dennis needs to make himself stand out as an entertainer.
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05 Oct 2026
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Mac is drunk and meets an angel in Paddy's Pub's bathroom.
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18 Sep 2026