shot_of_caffeine
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Brad is pretty fucked up tbh. He might want to make out w David who knows
major anorexia warning! i wrote this in the freaking trenches guys
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mini Mythic Quest fics! update when I feel like it
i'm also working on a baksbee fanfic rn so yknow stay tuned
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19 Jul 2026
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Impropriety is subjective, and Spock is able to judge the captain's action by Terran standards.
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this is what happens when you save earth, apparently by WerewolvesAreReal
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series
14 Nov 2020
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“So, why haven't you settled down with some lucky lady yet?” the interviewer asks.
Maybe it's the blinding set-lights, or the fact that he hasn't slept in thirty-five hours. But for some reason Kirk blurts, “Honestly, they all end up getting jealous of Spock.”- Language:
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Bookmarked by shot_of_caffeine
31 Mar 2026
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peak peak peak funniest thing on this site
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and in a brillliant example of dramatic irony, by pericolo_imminente
Fandoms: Mythic Quest (TV 2020)
21 Feb 2023
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That’s how Brad ended up sitting on the island stool, using his earbuds to drown out David's humming like he never even left MQ. So, see, he doesn’t want to stay with David. It’s mostly out of necessity. What better way is there to crush a multibillion dollar company than to get at their executive producer? (Several. There are several better ways.)
It’s only been three days.
To keep his mind from melting, Brad’s been making a mental list of everything he’s learning about David and his house, some of which is against his will.
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In a series of unfortunate events, Brad moves in with David, temporarily, and tries his hardest to crush MQ. Then he finds out David has a girlfriend.
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“You can’t spend your entire life trying to map out the future, that’s how you miss things-” Tamaki raised his finger and pointed it at a couple. Without squinting they appeared as two, colorful blobs being distorted by the rainfall, but upon squinting and focusing one’s eyes it was easy to see the two swaying in the rain, sneaking kisses whenever they could and whispering things that only belonged to the two of them.
Kyoya watched the couple for a moment, studying them. They lacked the same pressure he felt. They were so unbelievably small. And Kyoya’s chest tightened with jealousy. No one spied on them or tracked their every move, they were free to be messy and dance in the rain and be themselves. Kyoya despised that they took a luxury he would never be rewarded for granted.
“It’s romantic, isn’t it?” Tamaki turned and faced him, his lips far too close to Kyoya’s. “I wonder if they’re happy-”
“They are,” Kyoya said as if he knew them, as if Tamaki’s question was so utterly, unbelievably stupid.
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the one where tamaki plans a day of shopping that gets interrupted by a huge rainstorm. kyoya is in love helplessly and tamaki is blindBookmarked by shot_of_caffeine
31 Mar 2026
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went feral over this in like 9th grade