sickly_shithole
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As Boromir watches Aragorn make the kill, he does not know that he is the blade’s next victim.
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Slices of Jack & Stephen Pie by sickly_shithole
Fandoms: Master and Commander - All Media Types, Aubrey-Maturin Series - Patrick O'Brian
21 Oct 2026
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All small, all abrupt, all self-indulgent. Enjoy!
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Learning the Lyre by sickly_shithole
Fandoms: Master and Commander - All Media Types, Aubrey-Maturin Series - Patrick O'Brian
18 Jul 2026
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Jack wakes, hungover, to a new purchase --- a poorly made lyre.
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Fit as a Fiddle by sickly_shithole
Fandoms: Master and Commander - All Media Types, Aubrey-Maturin Series - Patrick O'Brian
11 Apr 2026
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Jack denies being sick; Stephen tries not to care.
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"Jack Aubrey? Jack Nasty!" by sickly_shithole
Fandoms: Aubrey-Maturin Series - Patrick O'Brian, Master and Commander - All Media Types
12 Jan 2026
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In the spring of 1800 Jack is granted his first command, the Aiguille. He and Stephen, a pair of wretches going nowhere, go somewhere together and apart.
(Alt universe in which Jack and Stephen's story loosely follows that of both POB's novels and Annie Proulx's Brokeback Mountain)
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horses, and how do they handle? by sickly_shithole
Fandom The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
22 Nov 2025
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LOTR and horses
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In planning for an upcoming battle, Boromir once again insists on throwing himself onto the front lines, and has Aragorn convinced he wants to kill himself. Aragorn devises a way to dissuade him.
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- Part 1 of Kinktober 2026
Bookmarked by sickly_shithole
20 Oct 2026
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Apple's Kinktober by applesofavalon (28Appleteeth)
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
16 Oct 2026
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An attempt at Kinktober
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Bookmarked by sickly_shithole
11 Oct 2026
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Mid reuniting after a month spent apart, Valentino admits to Vox that he hooked up with someone else.
The carefully curated intimacy between them breaks.
Bookmarked by sickly_shithole
23 Sep 2026
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That's Golden Magic. by SmallDickSteveRogers for OnionRingKnight
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
12 Jan 2019
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Aragorn resurrects Boromir with his healing nipples. That's golden magic.
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Bookmarked by sickly_shithole
08 Mar 2026
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"Well, now I must know what you have hidden under there," Diana decided, hoping for some sort of ghastly nautical tattoo. She used her physical advantage to shove his shirt up before he could move to stop her, and abruptly she understood.
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The first night of Diana's second marriage was in some ways not exactly traditional.
Bookmarked by sickly_shithole
09 Apr 2026