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Suguru sighs and presses his thumb to his forehead like he’s trying to stave off a tension headache. “Satoru. You are not gay. You do not need to watch gay porn.”
“I’m not, like, homophobic, though,” Satoru says, offended. “I can watch. It’s not gonna be weird.”
Suguru gives him a long look. “It’s absolutely gonna be weird.”
Satoru just raises an eyebrow. They stare at each other, unmoving, unblinking.
“Fine. Take your dick out. I don’t fucking care,” says Suguru. He hits play.
Satoru’s a really good ally. Such a good ally, in fact, that he’s going to learn to suck dick just to support his best friend Suguru. Which is, like, peak ally behavior and totally not gay at all.
Totally not gay at all. Right?
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“I found their supply room,” he lets the comm lines know. More bullet spray forces him behind a hard brick wall.
“You got it handled?” Icyhot says, out of breath. “It’s messy out here, we’re a little short-handed, can’t send backup.”
“Yeah.” Another click. Another empty cartridge. “I got it.”
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He does not have it. Or he does until the building decides to fucking collapse. While he’s inside. In a massive crash of concrete and steel and broken tile, the basement’s ceiling (and the first floor’s floor) gives and takes Katsuki with it.OR
The one where Katsuki neglects to mention just how bad he's hurt while on a mission. Set post series end and heavily inspired by "Fitting In (Tiny Spaces)" by aloneinthetrain
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30 Apr 2025
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someone to hold you too close by aloera for hiuythn
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
22 Jan 2025
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“Are you fucking with me right now?” He asks, belatedly.
Kirishima’s face crumples. “No! No, what—I’m—I’m trying to be serious, here, Bakugou, because this actually—you actually matter to me, okay? You’re really, really important to me. And you just—you don’t even—” His voice breaks. Because he’s crying.
Katsuki made him cry.
“I like you,” Kirishima says, in a small, heartbreaking voice.
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In which Bakugou messes up, and then he fixes it.
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28 Jan 2025
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Child's Play by theoneandonlyfishboy
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
18 Sep 2018
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Spiderman has been missing for one year, two months and five days.
Clint Barton happens across a homeless kid named Peter Parker.Series
- Part 1 of CHILD'S PLAY
- Part 1 of the spider-man collective
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28 Jul 2022
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Instant Kill Mode by Isnt_it_pretty_to_think_so
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
07 Feb 2021
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"Is there a reason you're calling this late at night?" Tony asks, worried in spite of himself. "Tell me what's going on, kid."
“Everything is one-hundred-percent fine,” Peter says. “Seriously, I've never been better. But I should let you know I have about thirty bricks of cocaine in my bedroom. Also, Karen won't let me turn off Instant Kill Mode. Also, Walmart discontinued my special razzleberry pink squeezy lemonade. Which isn't related to tonight's patrol, I'm just bummed about it.”
Or: The five times Instant Kill Mode is activated +1Series
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