smileyjoon



Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Yoga wasn’t for him. Yoga was for interesting people. Luminous people; people who took gap years and spoke a foreign language. People who ate lentils and burned incense and had fantastic, colourful friends with fantastic, colourful lives full of travel and silent retreats and those baggy trousers with elephants on them. Yoga was decidedly not for people like Bilbo, who wore cardigans and ate beans on toast and whose linguistic capabilities stretched only as far as a rusty Spanish A-Level.

    Just your regular story of boy meets yoga instructor.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,018
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    116
    Kudos:
    713
    Bookmarks:
    146
    Hits:
    7,322

    04 Aug 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 92

    Tags
    Summary

    Five years since Thorin and his Company wrestled the family business from SmaugCorp and cleared the Durin family name, Thorin has lost touch with Bilbo Baggins, the Company burglar who, too late, he has realised he loves. Years have passed with no sign of the man until a familiar wreath seller comes to the mansion…

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,279
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    444
    Bookmarks:
    92
    Hits:
    7,400

    30 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 34

    Words:
    0
    Works:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    34

    19 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 61

    Tags
    Summary

    Bilbo Baggins has returned to the Shire fundamentally changed. The hobbits, nosy neighbors and cheerful children alike, notice it in his newly-acquired treasures he displays proudly upon his wall, his increasingly unstable temper, and penchant for telling stories of his grand escapades by his bench in the morning. Well, word-of-mouth (and, judging by Master Baggins' hidden little plait with a golden clasp at the end) is that Bilbo had been engaged to some distant Dwarf: or, that is, he wants them to believe such. After all, Bilbo had always been a bit of a wild sort, and, in his youth, liked to make up stories in his favor to make all the other fauntlings jealous.

    Cue the hatching of a scheme by one Lobelia Sackville-Baggins to get her cousin to admit his lie. How else may he prove it, if Thorin Oakenshield lays cold in a stone coffin half a world away? How else can Bilbo show that...whatever had been going on with them during those 14 months...was real as the acorn he had buried in his garden?

    OR, ALTERNATIVELY: everyone thinks bilbo made up a deceased hot steamy dwarf husband for the fun of it. said hot steamy dwarf husband is actually NOT deceased, and he is also very late to tea.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,544
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    449
    Bookmarks:
    61
    Hits:
    3,038

    19 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 69

    Tags
    Summary

    What was it about this would-be dwarf king? Bilbo had enjoyed his share of youthful indiscretions, but for many years he’d been settled into comfortable bachelorhood, the fire in his blood well-banked if not entirely extinguished. Then Thorin Oakenshield had quite literally crashed through the front door, with his bright eyes and his sonorous voice and his bothersome quest, and Bilbo had lost his wits.

    The story of a relationship between a hobbit and a dwarf, from flirtation to consummation to disaster . . . and back to hope and home again.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,498
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    74
    Kudos:
    430
    Bookmarks:
    69
    Hits:
    4,888

    10 Jul 2026