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  1. Public Bookmark 75

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    Satoru Gojo told his family that he had a fiancée. It was a small lie. He didn't have a fiancée. He wasn't engaged. But it was better than listening to his mother try to set him up again. But who? And he said the first woman that popped into his mind. Utahime Iore. Now he has to convince Utahime to be his fake fiancée. And then she has to break up with him. It shouldn't be that hard. After all, she hates him. And their arguments were far too real. What started as a fake engagement soon starts to feel too real. She's meeting his family. Occupying him to dinners. They're tasting cakes, for God's sake. And then she's trying on wedding dresses! They're arguing over cake flavors. It's all starting to feel a little too real.

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    27 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 43

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    A broken hair ornament, a promise made in the rain, and seven days scattered across the years bind Gojo Satoru and Iori Utahime together long before either of them realises it.

    Between secret children, old favours, fake courtship and one shared bed, everyone can see they are falling in love....except them.

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    19 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 25

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    How the Hydro Dragon Sovereign and Iudex came to love Fontaine, humanity and eventually the Hydro Archon herself.

     

    [Will not be continued]

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    09 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 22

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    The average human lifespan does not exceed a century. Within that time, one learns and experiences the emotions inherent to the species: living in society, having descendants, leaving behind a legacy—or simply fading away, unremembered. It is a matter of chance; not all are born under the same conditions, nor do they develop in the same way. All accumulate anecdotes; some are lost to memory, while others are carried until the end of their lives. Bonds are formed—some closer than others—and shared time and positive experiences deepen them.

    Thus, it is no surprise that a dragon reborn in human skin would develop a bond with his Archon—with the woman alongside whom he ruled for four hundred years. Comical anecdotes, moments he would never admit left him vulnerable, confusion, misunderstandings, and that clearly drawn line between them—of course, a line that blurred under certain circumstances. All of it diligently recorded in multiple journals. With photographs, drawings, dates, and meticulous detail, as one would expect from someone as orderly as he is. A window into the thoughts of the Chief Justice, which he guarded so jealously, unable to express them otherwise.

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    13 Apr 2026

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    She had the same reactions to handsome men that anyone else would. It wasn’t like she was dead. Plus, her cursed technique was often described to her as alluring, inviting. Many sorcerers openly flirted with her, if not outright propositioned her.

    The problem came when she took them up on it.

    “What if…what if it’s not them that’s the issue?”

    “What do you mean?”

    Utahime tried not to be embarrassed, but she couldn’t look Shoko in the eye when she said, “I just have…difficulty, let’s say, when it comes to…that.”

    “Meaning…”

    “Meaning…I’ve never…you know…”

    Shoko blinked in shock. “Wait. Never?”

    Utahime shook her head, her cheeks flaming. “Not with another person, no. I can’t.”

     

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    Shy and reserved Utahime has trouble just talking about sex, much less having it. She opens up to Shoko on Valentine's Day about her inability to finish whenever she's intimate with another man, fearing there was something fundamentally wrong with her. Coincidentally, Gojo shows up at her apartment later that very same night and he shows her in all the ways he can that there's absoltuely nothing wrong with her.

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    05 Apr 2026