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The vampires try to INTERVENE in the mess that is Guillermo and Nandor's relationship.
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06 May 2026
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They're doing that thing again, where Cas is staring at Dean with the intensity of a dog trying to remind his owner that it's past dinner time. Dean's staring right back like the first one to blink is buying the next round. Sam's aware there's a conversation going on that he isn't privy to — and he's used to it, by this point — but it's still rude.
"So, as I was saying," Sam tries to interrupt the resounding silence, "if we can just figure out a — "
"Sure," Dean says, and Sam stutters to a halt, because sure what? "I mean, yeah. Yes. Dude, you don't even have to ask."
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20 Nov 2025
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“Y’all are sweet,” she says, and nods to indicate him and Cas. “Is he your—are you all together?”
Dean’s still contemplating how to answer this without saying something offensive—he never has figured out a polite way to say “no homo”—when Cas answers for him. Cas doesn’t even look up from his plate, his mouth full of baklava and some stray flakes of phyllo dough sticking to his lips when he says, “Yes.”
Dean feels more than sees Sam go very still across the table, forkful of salad and grilled chicken poised in midair.
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In which Cas is human and doesn't understand basic concepts like: clothing, Mythbusters, moisturizer, and Greek food. Dean is...Dean and doesn't understand basic concepts like: boyfriends, language, how to tell your friend that he's a walking miracle, and when not to quip.
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- Part 1 of Stories Are Made of Mistakes
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20 Nov 2025
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A seduction through physical objects. It starts with a scarf loaned to Will on a cold day, but Hannibal, as usual, isn't satisfied with anything small.
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- Part 1 of What Dreams
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28 Aug 2025
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Hannibal gives Will a pair of leather gloves, but is it kindness, or something else?
Will takes him to task to find out.
or: an entirely self-indulgent bit of power play glove kink smut for you and yours.
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26 Aug 2025
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One of them has to bend. Hannibal decides it should be him.
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25 Aug 2025
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“Think something,” Lucy suggests, excitement and interest on her face. “We’ll call it a test.”
Cooper looks at Lucy and scratches at his chin, using the very finger he stole from her. It tingles lightly as he considers the implications.
You ever suck a man off, little lady?
Lucy’s cheeks turn beet red as she tilts her chin up at him, embarrassment and curiosity melding in her eyes. “Enough to know what I’m doing,” she says defiantly. “And I’ve read all the manuals.”
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02 May 2024
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After being fully turned, the drama of it all left the others forgetting to tell Guillermo an important detail of his new vampirism-- something Nandor quickly claims responsibility for explaining, as well as something he takes responsibility for solving.
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- Part 1 of The Vampire Polycule Goes Into Heat
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26 Jan 2024
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The Undefeated Truth or Dare Champion of Al Qolnidar by Spicy_Soldier
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
19 Jun 2022
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Guillermo needs to keep Nandor awake and alert in Atlantic City. He gets more than he bargains for, which also happens to be (almost) everything he ever wanted.
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- Part 1 of Quit Playing Games (With My Heart)
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07 Nov 2023
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possible side effects may include... by andiforyou for beansprean
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
06 Nov 2023
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“If you wish to entrap and ensnare, then press this to his lips with care. Take your fill of his life spilled, and when blood runs dry and eyes burn red, he will be thine, ‘til the very end.”
Nandor blinks.
“Ugh, you vampires truly have no respect for the process. Just have him drink this before you turn him. He’ll be bound to you forever."
Nandor will do anything to keep Guillermo from leaving. Guillermo doesn't realize he's supposed to leave. Lilith is just bored.
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07 Nov 2023
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Whatever You Wish For You Keep by IKeepForgettingMyLines
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
27 Nov 2025
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Nandor the Relentless has been trapped serving as ward to Lilith and Simon the Devious since the death of his friend and mentor, The Baron, years ago. Long gone are the nights of leading the Vampiric Council and peaceful meetings with friends - his time is now spent accomplishing whatever excruciating tasks have been given to him by his captors.
Years of cruelty and unjust punishment have left Nandor feeling hopeless, doomed to live a tortured and lonely existence for all eternity. Could a chance meeting in the woods with a handsome stranger be just the push he needs to finally escape their clutches for good?
Could all of his wishes for a better life finally come true?
CINDERELLA AU!
Now complete!!
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07 Nov 2023
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Necromancer's Guide to Seed Extraction (4th Edition) by Inadmissible
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
09 Jan 2024
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Guillermo de la Cruz inherits his grandmother's potions business. Unfortunately, that requires him to abduct vampires from time to time in order to collect his... supplies.
When he abducts Nandor the Relentless, he gets more than he bargained for.
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30 Oct 2023
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Nandor drew a check mark in his notepad. “Next question: How do you feel about management, and do you have any feedback or suggestions for how we can improve?”
He glanced up at Guillermo with a wary expression. But Guillermo had no intention of starting a fight, so he gave Nandor a bright, mischievous smile.
“I think I made it very clear how I feel about management last night,” he said with a wink. “Several times, in fact.”
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After Guillermo becomes a full-fledged vampire, Nandor insists on conducting an exit interview to mark the official end of Guillermo's familiarship.
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12 Sep 2023
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Nandor is stressed. Isn’t it Guillermo’s job as a familiar to help relieve his master’s stress?
Or: Nandor and Guillermo fucking throughout the relationship under the pretense of relieving stress, except they catch feelings along the way and it’s a real emotional mess.
Spans over s1-s3.
Trigger warning for one scene with dubcon/noncon.
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12 Sep 2023
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How Could You Think, Darlin’, I’d Scare So Easily by mellophonetwo
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
10 Sep 2023
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“—and she kept asking me about my boyfriend. Tu novio this, tu novio that. And for Miguel to question me about it, as if his girlfriend hasn’t been ignoring him all week. I can still hear his stupid voice: ’I thought you were out of your goth phase Memo’. Like, worry about yourself, man, and-“
Well, that certainly got his attention.Bookmarked by someaffectionforyou
12 Sep 2023
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I Never Say I Love You, But I Meant It All Along by baguettereverie
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
27 Aug 2023
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Guillermo gasped and twisted away from him; Nandor had just enough time to feel confused - and slightly embarrassed - before excess momentum carried his face forward, and his lips bumped the corner of Guillermo’s mouth in - not quite a kiss - but not not a kiss.
They stared at each other for a silent, awkward moment.
"Guillermo, why don’t-”
When Guillermo’s lips collided with his in a second, deliberate kiss, whatever question he had planned on asking seemed suddenly insignificant.
[Inspired by this tumblr post by @/cottoncandysprite saying what if Nandor trying to turn Guillermo turned into an accidental kiss :) ]
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28 Aug 2023
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Guillermo has turned into a monster, and he has to fuck someone to turn human again. Nandor generously volunteers for the task.
Set in season 5, inspired by the episode title "Hybrid Creatures" (but not by the episode itself).
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23 Aug 2023
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When Nandor and the others are invited to a vampires-only masquerade, Guillermo knows that he can't let them go alone. But the only way inside the party is to pretend to be Nandor's vampiric plus one.
Sounds like some private dance lessons are in order.
(Bonus chapter is now up!)
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07 Aug 2023
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all the spells we cast without trying by ghostoftonantzin for uv_duv
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27 Oct 2021
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“Okay, yeah, I can draw you a bath.” Guillermo reached for the tap. He paused. “Wait. You don’t mean we should take a bath together, do you?”
“Of course that is what I mean, Guillermo. This bathing pool is far too large for one person! It would be a waste of water if you filled it up and then just dumped it out.”
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07 Aug 2023
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It wasn’t until they began to climb the stairs that Guillermo started to really worry.
“Where are we going?” he squeaked. The words had come unbidden. He really did not want to know.
“Your bedroom,” Laszlo said disdainfully, as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.
“Oh…” Guillermo exhaled, and said no more. He refused to think about where this was headed…because, he realized with great shame, he didn’t want to be led to disappointment. The alcohol was really messing with his head now. That had to be it. His hopeful anticipation wasn’t about Nandor or revenge or jealousy, or the fact that he often found himself strangely captivated by the pompous asshole in front him. No; this was purely the effects of too much vodka and too much sugar.---
In which Guillermo and Nandor get lucky...just not with each other.
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07 Aug 2023