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Military au with Soldier!Arthur and Professor!Merlin, written in (random) student pov.
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Drabble based off this prompt:
Person A: *does homework*
Person B: *makes dying noises*
Person A: ...
Person B: *grabs A's pen and throws it away*
Person A: Oi!
Person B: *seats themselves on A's lap and kisses them*
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You're Stuck With Me by someone_else_else
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare
15 Jun 2017
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In celebration the recent canonisation of ace!Raph, I give to you Raph coming out to Simon... who may or may not think that they're breaking up
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Just hold my hand (baby, I promise that I'll do all I can) by someone_else_else
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare
15 Jun 2017
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Continuation of the ending of You Are Not Your Own (S2E12).
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Bloodlust by someone_else_else
Fandoms: Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, Shadowhunters (TV)
17 Oct 2016
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What happens when Simon Forgets to feed?
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“Uh,” he says, looking up from his screen and feeling his ears go hot, realizing for the first time that this habit of his hasn’t actually come up before until this exact moment.
“What?” Rozanov asks, sounding more amused than anything else. “You are one of the people who does Instagram for food now?”
“No,” Shane says, stalling between answering and finishing his Snap so he can send it to Melissa, “one sec.” He finishes typing out 'Tuna melt. Chips. Pickles. It smells really good. Swiss cheese, I think.' before he looks back to Rozanov, putting his phone facedown on the coffee table. “Just sending it to someone on the staff. She likes knowing what I’m eating.”
He doesn’t know if Melissa likes knowing what he’s eating, per se, but she also seems pleased when he talks about enjoying food for things beyond how many grams of protein it has in it.
“Ah,” Rozanov says, in a tone Shane can’t quite read. “You always send her your food then, this girl?”
(shane has a habit of sending his team's dietitian his meals for approval) (the problem with this habit? he forgets to tell ilya exactly what it is that melissa does) (how the tuna meltdown is AVERTED through the power of miscommunication)
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“Luch-Shane,” Ilya says, catching himself only at the last moment before he breaks their no pet names in the workplace rule. “Why don’t you get some air, yes? We can-”
Shane’s anxiety takes a quick backseat to annoyance once more, at being handled like a child instead of a grown man, like he hasn’t been doing this just as long as Ilya, like he needs someone to tell him when to take a break.
Like he deserved to have everything taken away from him because he couldn’t handle it to start with.
“I’m fine,” he says, voice icy.
The step he takes away is too big, farther than he meant to get from Ilya’s side, and the air between them feels both charged and icy.
He isn’t quite bold enough to try and fix it.
(shane is married and on the same team as his husband) (and all it cost him was his whole career and the life he spent years building beforehand) (but it's fine, really) (it's all so very, very fucking fine)
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29 Jul 2026
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Shane’s not even touching him, but Ilya moans out loud, dick twitching noticeably in his boxers. “Yes, okay, I will be good.”
“You sure you can? Might be hard for you, Rozanov. I know how much you like to act like a dumb, horny rookie.”
Ilya sucks his bottom lip in between his teeth and bites down, eyes flicking to the ceiling like he’s summoning some kind of divine strength. He draws in one long breath and releases it, meeting Shane’s gaze again. “I am dumb, horny rookie. I need to be taught a lesson. I hear you are best captain in NHL, yes?”
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Shane, Ilya, rookie/captain role play <3
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28 Jul 2026
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“No vodka?” Rozanov asks, tsking in disapproval but looking amused. “What then? What does the great Shane Hollander want when he does a good job? What is your vice, Hollander?”
“Hmmmm, mangoes,” Shane sighs out wistfully. It’s not a dangerous allergy for him, but it does mean being itchy and sometimes a little queasy for a couple of days after. Really he knows that he should probably avoid them altogether, but with every other restriction he has and with how controlled he is with his life even outside of that, it’s his one little indulgence, a pressure-relief valve of one bad choice to let some steam off at the end of a season, when he carves out time in his cottage when he can make his annual bad choice and enjoy a few days of wild mango madness before he makes himself buckle back into the restraints he usually keeps his life in.
He looks up when he hears Rozanov snort.
“Mangoes?” Rozanov repeats, tugging his shirt over his head. “Really?”
“They’re good,” Shane defends. “Better than vodka,” he adds, pointedly.
(shane has food allergies but makes an exception for mangoes) (5 times ilya didn't find out about this allergy and 1 time he did)
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“I am sorry,” he says. “I am not trying to fight. I just don’t like the idea of you not being okay and me not knowing, even when I am in the same place as you.”
That Shane can understand. He wouldn’t like it if their positions were reversed, after all, if he thought Ilya was potentially in danger and he was in the next room over drinking champagne and making smalltalk. He sees Ilya go somewhere in his head sometimes, sees him retreat inwards, sees him check out even if his body is still there, going so deep inside that he doesn’t even catch Shane’s eye for a bit even when something funny happens, too far away for Shane to reach him.
But it’s also not like he can just go up and grab Ilya by the arm and pull him away from the party, not without inviting speculation and a whisper storm. He doesn’t have that right, doesn’t have that privilege, to potentially need Ilya or be needed by Ilya and be able to just pull him away.
It’s moments like these that Shane feels the weight of their secret like a physical thing.
(5 times shane and ilya couldn't be openly together and 1 time they could)
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